Everyone in Wisconsin most likely already knows this, but I figured I’d highlight it here because I saw it on the front page of Google News. As everyone who lives in the north woods knows, you don’t take another man’s tree stand… unless you own an assault rifle and are ready to use it, apparently. See, that’s why we hate people from Minnesota. Those sneaky Vikings-fans creep over the border, onto private land, and into our tree stands. Then, instead of hunting deer, they start shooting the muthafuckers that OWN the damn things.
–For once I am at a loss for words. whazz.