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Last night A Good Time Was Had By All. I was just looking over the photos I have stored in my camera from last night and they are Grade A. Of course, I’ll be uploading them when I return to California and my sweet, sweet link cable but for now you’ll have to satisfy yourself with tempting descriptions of their oozing sweetness.
At the Silver Dollar a major kerfluffle erupted when the bartender kicked some guy out but he refused to leave. A self-identified “Vietnam Veteran” intervened and there was much shouting and confusion. All of it is on camera, as I was snapping photos as if I was a Newsweek photog. I wish I would have had a fedora with a little “Press” ticket in the band. Anyways, in the ensuing confusion someone stole the dollar bill that I had put on the shuffle puck machine to signify my “I Gots Next” status. I took a pic of where my dollar used to be for later inspection, then almost got into a fight with some frat-ish boys. I overapologized to them until they may have started to pick up my sardonic exaggeration but it all worked out in the end when we did a shot of Crown, rail tequila, and vodka.
That’s a just a portion of what I have in store for you, my dear readers. All I need is the link cable…