I’m going to try to blog our various reactions to the ridiculous spectacle that is THE SOOPER BOWL! Remember that afterwards is American Dad, the new show by the guy from Family Guy.
Current Favorite Commericial:
everyone but erin: bud light guy jumps out of airplane
erin: groovin asian tourists (and bridesmaids)
6:59pm (PDT): This game is fucking boring. The commercials suck. Fuck this, we’re watching UFC 50 on InHD.
6:17pm (PDT): Zach just pointed his ass at Erin and farted. Erin was less than pleased.
6:09pm (PDT): The city of Atlantica exists in Maine (also there is a Kingdom of Atlantica).
6:05pm (PDT): We are currently looking up to see if a city called Atlantica exists on the East Coast.
5:51pm (PDT): After Fox says that $2.4 million is what it costs to advertise 24 (and that it’s worth every penny), Blaine observes, “That’s some serious fucking cash, man.” Also, I’m kinda drunko, and we just watched the sun set over the Pacific Ocean from GMC’s living room. I feel like Hemingway, drunk on the power of literate writing and Miller High Life. Later on, I’ll tell you all about my ideas for music videos of Rick James’ Mary Jane and Beastie Boys’ Sabotage, both of which came to me in a marijuana-fueled dream sequence.
5:19pm (PDT): Erin looooved the NFL Network commercial, “Tomorrow”. I shook my head at the weirdness. Joe Montana: “That’s my jam!”
5:14pm (PDT): As halftime starts, Erin declares that she would do Bard Pitt. Why? “Because he’s hawt.”
5:01pm (PDT): Erin consumes the first beer brat and declares it is “boob squeezingly great.”
4:46pm (PDT): Current internet consensus: the commercials this year suck. More to come.
4:40pm (PDT): We’re in a commercial lull, but hey: Eagles scored! Also, the ferret is running around loose and Erin is screaming bloddy murder.
4:17pm (PDT): Blaine said, “You know, Paul McCartney’s wife has a fake leg. On Larry King she took it off and everything.” Casperson: “What?!”
4:08pm (PDT): Blaine proclaimed the greatness of the Super Bowl. “Woooooooo!” he screamed. Casperson smoothly replied, “Wrong sport dude, this is football not wrestling.”
4:06pm (PDT): Erin demands to know the lyrics to the Packerena. This will not end well.
4:01pm (PDT): www.boldygo.com?!
3:51pm (PDT): p. diddy dang doofus, what hath you wrought? also, that dolphin with the football was fucking freaky. also, that commercial with the mp3/camera thing where the old asian people were groovin; erin shouted out “whatever that product is, I want one!”
3:38pm (PDT): Holy fucking shit! That kid tossed the coin so ineffectually that if the Pats lose they should file for a re-flip and a replay of the entire game. Also, a child fell off his/her bike a block away and screamed for about 15 minutes until an adult came running. Pictures forthcoming when I get home from Casperson’s.
3:25pm (PDT): For a second I thought that the commercial with the monkey talking into the banana was someone (Cingular, etc.) gunning on Verizon fucking stupid mcloopid “Can You Here Me Now?” bullshit.