A Double Play!

While writing up the amusing anecdote I just posted, I was playing some poker and saw that a guy who had beat on a particular… interesting hand had his own profile on the pokerroom.com website. I clicked over to see it and boy was I rewarded handsomely. I’ll just quote his whole description because it’s so delightfully fucking loony:

This is SSHIBAR….if you were wondering….it means go
f–k urself in Korean…I prefer online because there are too many gambling degenerates at the casinos who ruin the game of poker…But I still go there for sh*ts and giggles…Do not…I repeat…do not underestimate me…otherwise you will be leaving the table wondering how you lost all your money…don’t take me for a sucker…i make a living in the options trading industry…don’t mess with me…or else you will very very sorry…lmao

I WOULD APPRECIATE A MESSAGE OR TWO…
COME ON PEOPLE…IF I PISSED YOU OFF…THEN TELL ME…MAYBE I’LL BE NICER NEXT TIME….IF YOU GAVE ME A BAD BEAT RUB IT IN…IF I GAVE YOU A BAD BEAT…BITCH AT ME…WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY…I DON’T GIVE A S*IT….

FYI…I dominate in both LIMIT AND NO LIMIT poker….
I PREFER CASH GAMES BECAUSE MY HOURLY RATE IS HIGHER IN CASH GAMES…WHO DOESN’T LIKE TO MAKE MORE MONEY???

SEE YA AT THE TABLES…DON’T EXPECT ME TO BE NICE ALL THE TIME…BUT GENERALLY…I THINK I’M A NICE GUY…DON’T YOU SEE THAT BIG ASS SMILE ON MY FACE???…BUT NOT WHEN IT COMES TO TAKING UR MONEY…BUT IT’S NEVER PERSONAL AND ALL BUSINESS…
HATE THE GAME NOT THE PLAYA…..

IF YOU ARE AT THE SAME TABLE…GOOD LUCK TO YA….YOU WILL NEED IT…LOL

BYE BYE

I especially like the part where he’ll kick your ass because he’s in the options trading industry. Just for kicks, I included my exchange with him after the jump.

zachery: sshibar, you are one clever fuckin cat
zachery: you should have your own cartoon
sshibar: jeeze…thanks
zachery: ssh, just read your profile
zachery: i will not.. i repeat.. will not underestimate you… again
sshibar: lol thanks
zachery: by the same token, i am a fucking software developer, feel free to underestimate me

My friend left shortly thereafter.

2 thoughts on “A Double Play!

  1. Nice. I’ve made about zero (0) pals playing on-line poker–mostly I just fight with people…even madd. But yeah: this one seems like an A plus tool.

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