Psst, come over here. Let me tell you a secret. Closer… closer… ok, here it is: you can’t bluff someone off a pot in 5-handed hold’em when they always have top pair… ALWAYS. Or two pair. All you’ll end up doing is losing $80 in 30 minutes. Remember, if you are playing 5 handed, and someone has top pair EVERY SINGLE TIME you make a go at the pot, you will lose. Big. This has been a public service announcment from me.