I can’t even remember what prompted this but as I was cleaning out the pictures on my cell phone this afternoon I found a photo I took of the asshole in front of me in line at SFO. It was back when I flew to Wisconsin for recruiting and the dude was basically being a gigantic dick because of some inane thing, like he didn’t have a window seat or some shit. Meanwhile every line around me was whizzing by. He was being such a colossal shrieking harpy that I took his picture so that the world would know that he’s a cocksucker. Not pictured: the lady who walked in front of 4 lines to plop herself at the machine I was waiting for when King Asshole walked away. Holy shit I wanted to beat her to death with my bare hands. I didn’t however, because that would be a hate crime and theyd probably charge me with some sort of terrorist-related shit too because it took place within 1000 yards of a plane.
Not pictured: lady asshole