A Picture of an Asshole

I can’t even remember what prompted this but as I was cleaning out the pictures on my cell phone this afternoon I found a photo I took of the asshole in front of me in line at SFO. It was back when I flew to Wisconsin for recruiting and the dude was basically being a gigantic dick because of some inane thing, like he didn’t have a window seat or some shit. Meanwhile every line around me was whizzing by. He was being such a colossal shrieking harpy that I took his picture so that the world would know that he’s a cocksucker. Not pictured: the lady who walked in front of 4 lines to plop herself at the machine I was waiting for when King Asshole walked away. Holy shit I wanted to beat her to death with my bare hands. I didn’t however, because that would be a hate crime and theyd probably charge me with some sort of terrorist-related shit too because it took place within 1000 yards of a plane.

Sorry you can't see this picture.  What you would be seeing is an asshole.  A big one.
Not pictured: lady asshole

RAJ OUT

10 thoughts on “A Picture of an Asshole

  1. Yea! It’s the new whazz whazz whazzmaster. Who’s going to watch the Big 12 tournament with me this weekend?

  2. See RAJ: today poker is sour. I went out of a Daily Qualifier when my top two pair lost to running 7’s (dude called with A7, had a gut shot) then I lost another when my flopped str8 lost when dude went runner runner full house Ito his credit I had the schlep trapped with his AA). The I lost a 20 single table, trips to a river flush and then I lost 100 in 2-4 to a combonation of bad beats : trip 7s to a river flush, dude calling 3 bets all the way; KK to two pair and some other fun.

    To it all I say this: oh well; I’m still up. I’m not happy about it, but it is a part if poker. I’m gonna take a break, and then I’ll be back.

  3. Wirksu, what’s a gut shot?

    Everyone, I took a 2.5 hour lunch. Somebody be happy for me.

    Paul, where are you? Give me a Paul update!

  4. Wirksu: Good luck tonight.I bought 50 Cent’s new CD today. So far I’m not very impressed. At least it was cheap. Also, thanks to the CD company’s shitty ass anti-piracy shit, the CD will not play correctly in my computer. It just skips around. These fuckers need to have their ass beat. I paid money for this shit, can I please listen to it now? Or do I have to get humped by a big ape in space?

  5. i’ve never cried so hard after making the correct play.

    Texas Hold’em $5-$10 (real money), hand #715,715,453
    Table Bordeaux, 9 Mar 2005 02:01 AM

    View Previous | Next hand for this table.

    Seat 1: badbeats69 ($561 in chips)
    Seat 2: jerseyboy1 ($146 in chips)
    Seat 3: Haagenti ($251 in chips)
    Seat 4: checkoutQQ ($487 in chips)
    Seat 5: swill617 ($256 in chips)
    Seat 6: paulphoenix ($176 in chips)
    Seat 7: valentina12 [QH,QC] ($169 in chips)
    Seat 8: carguy72 ($824 in chips)
    Seat 9: bobby97 ($375 in chips)
    Seat 10: vuggt ($97 in chips)

    ANTES/BLINDS
    vuggt posts blind ($2), badbeats69 posts blind ($5).

    PRE-FLOP
    jerseyboy1 calls $5, Haagenti folds, checkoutQQ folds, swill617 folds, paulphoenix folds, valentina12 bets $10, carguy72 folds, bobby97 folds, vuggt calls $8, badbeats69 calls $5, jerseyboy1 calls $5.

    FLOP [board cards JD,8S,JC ]
    vuggt checks, badbeats69 bets $5, jerseyboy1 bets $10, valentina12 folds, vuggt calls $10, badbeats69 calls $5.

    TURN [board cards JD,8S,JC,QS ]
    vuggt bets $10, badbeats69 folds, jerseyboy1 bets $20, vuggt bets $20, jerseyboy1 bets $20, vuggt calls $10.

    RIVER [board cards JD,8S,JC,QS,4H ]
    vuggt bets $10, jerseyboy1 bets $20, vuggt bets $20, jerseyboy1 bets $20, vuggt calls $7 and is all-in.

    SHOWDOWN
    jerseyboy1 shows [ 8H,8D ]
    vuggt mucks cards [ 9C,10C ]
    jerseyboy1 wins $3, jerseyboy1 wins $221.

    SUMMARY
    Dealer: bobby97
    Pot: $227, (including rake: $3)
    badbeats69, loses $20
    jerseyboy1, bets $100, collects $224, net $124
    Haagenti, loses $0
    checkoutQQ, loses $0
    swill617, loses $0
    paulphoenix, loses $0
    valentina12, loses $10
    carguy72, loses $0
    bobby97, loses $0
    vuggt, loses $97

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