At work my secondary monitor was all fucked up. The only way I could see anything on the screen was to put the contrast and brightness both at 100% and even then everything was dark-looking. The replacement they gave me is even older than the one it replaced, but I just hooked it up and it seems better from a shittiness, I’m-going-blind point of view. The only detraction: all of the hardware menus are in a foreign language, looks to be possibly Portugese. Meanwhile, I’m seeing 19″ IBM flat screens appearing on everyone elses’ desks around me (including interns and senior engineers). What’s it gonna take to get me one, huh? Maybe I gotta grease a few palms around here, or start putting out.