Fucking Republicans

Hardy har har, someone’s idea of a joke was to put me on the RNC mailing list. Whoever it was can suck my fucking cock and die. I wrote them a little letter to return with an empty donation envelope. I also scanned in the Begging Letter for everyone to see.

A Letter from the RNC begging for money with which to hate me.

And here is my response, going into the postage-paid envelope:

March 24, 2005

Mike Retzer
RNC Treasurer
310 First Street S.E.
Washington, D.C. 20003

Dear Sir or Madam:

Checking my mailbox today I was highly surprised to find a letter from the RNC begging me for money, presumably to use to call me a “traitor” and “UnAmerican.”

Keep your filthy, torture-supporting, gay-hating, anti-worker, anti-environment, anti-freedom, anti-choice organization’s literature out of my mailbox. I am not a Republican, nor will I ever be one. I am not evil, you see.

Sincerely,
Zachery Moneypenny

6 thoughts on “Fucking Republicans

  1. That actually came from the Ryan Nicholas Casperson Treasurer and I was looking for support (that’s why it says “Dear Friend.” And by President Bush they meant my ferret, Lapu. So seriously, anything you can contribute, please let me know.

  2. i really think you could have done a lot better…

    if you just didn’t put time into it because they aren’t worth it, then i understand completely.

  3. I figured once I started calling them anti-freedom they wouldn’t read the rest anyways. Now as long as I’m not shipped off to Guantanamo for criticizing the GOoPers…

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