The Nature of Blogs

Interestingly enough, I found out today that someone searching for a certain phrase having to do with my employer could be directed to whazzmaster by the notorious CURSE YOU GOOGLE~ AND YOUR EVER-EFFICIENT SEARCH TECHNIQUES! How dare you list me as the number one result for __________ _______ ____! It’s an outrage that the common man can no longer blog anonymously in plain sight without you spitting his previous-story swearing and political tomfoolery back at whoever wants it! Including coworkers and customers!

Your technological hubris will bring you low in the end, you bunch of free-meal havin’ PhDs. *shakes fist*