Wrestlemania Liveblogging The Show

The Show

Rey Mysterio v Eddy Guerrero
GMC: “Eddy has BACK-NAIDS!!!!”
Ryan: “Rey Mysterio is dressed like a Mexican Evel Knivel.”
Jesus, these fuckers are blowing spots left and right.
Scott: “You know, those tsunami waves go 700mph.”

winner: Rey Rey
who had to drink: Ryan, Blaine, Zach


Money-in-the-Bank Ladder Match (Edge, Jericho, Shelton Benjamin, Kane, Benoit, Christian)
Scott: “Lots of fuckin introductions”
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Ryan: “Do you guys think this will be as good as the TLC II match?”
Zach: “NO, it has Kane in it first off.”
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Ryan: “CROSSFACE~~~~ BLARG-alaha!”
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sCOTT: “You douchebag.”
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Zach: “Please don’t let edge win, I just don’t want Blaine to win.”
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Scott: “That was the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life!”
Ryan (who missed it): “Aww”
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Blaine: “wooooOOOOOOO!”
Ryan: “FUCK~!”
Zach: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

winner: Edge
who had to drink: Zach, Ryan, Scott


Eugene v Hassan (impromtu)
Scott and Ryan: *talk about midgets*
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Ryan: “What’s up with all these creazy-ass birds flying around.”
Scott: “I hate birds. I’d rather have sex with a guy than be in a room with a bird.”
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*pizza arrived*
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HHHHHHHPOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN

winner: hOGAN
who had to drink: not an official match, so no one had to drink


Undertaker v Randy Orton
Zach: “Undertaker is fucking old.”
Blaine: “Full?”
Zach: “What?”
Blaine: “Full?”
Zach: “Old”
Blaine: “oh”
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Zach: “I’ll fight you!”
Ryan: “What?!”
Scott: “WHAT?”

.
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Blaine: “Wah?”

winner: Underbitch
who had to drink: Zach


Christy Hemme v Trish Stratus
Holy shit, fake suspenders on big tits rule.
Zach: “I don’t even know what that move is.”
These bitches are blowing spots left and right.
Is Christy holding her hands up like a 1930s fisticuffsman?
Zach: “Goddammit Trish Stratus is hot.”

winner: Trish Stratus
who has to drink: no one, we all knew that that skank Christy Hemme had no chance of winning


Kurt Angle v Shawn Michaels
Ryan (looking at Kurt Angle): “Sweet ass.”
Everyone else: “what?!”
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Good match, but no comments.
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Zach: “oh shit”
Scott: “He’s got lipstick on.”
Ryan: “INTERNAL INJURIES!”
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All: “OH SHIT!”
Ryan: “He’s really thinning out up there.”
Scott: “He’s got, like, the biggest combover ever.”
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Scott: “TWWWOOOOOOOO!”
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Scott: “I almost wish Michaels had won so Blaine had to drink.”

winner: Kurt Angel
who had to drink: Ryan, Zach


Piper’s PIT!!!!!!!!!!
Scott: “Let’s take predictions on this one!”
Ryan: “How about: ‘Piper interviews Stone Cold?'”
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Ryan: “I wish I lived in Piper’s Pit.”
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Ryan: “oh man, i gots to go outside and stone cold a beer.”
*runs outside and does it*
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Ryan: “What’s up with his big ass pants?”
Scott: “He’s Carribean.”
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Everyone: “STUNNNNNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!”

winner: Hot Rod & Stone Cold…. er, just Stone Cold
who had to drink: Stone Cold Steve Austin


Big Show v Akebono
All: *horrified*

winner: Akebono
who had to drink: Ryan, Blaine, Zach


John Cena v JBL
Blaine: “word Life!      word life”

winner: John Cena
who had to drink: Ryan, Zach


HHH v Batista
Hulk Hogan: “The strongest force in the universe isn’t Hulkamania, brother…”
Zach: “…it’s male pattern baldness.”
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MOTORHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Everyone: “arrrrrrrggghhhh–holy shit– up–aaawha— out of stage— raaarh!”

winner: Batista
who had to drink: Scott

Final Results

  • Ryan Casperson
    • Correct Predictions: 3
    • Penalty Drinks: 5
    • Beers drank: 12
  • Blaine Dunday
    • Correct Predictions: 6
    • Penalty Drinks: 2
    • Beers Drank: 7
  • Scott Fournier
    • Correct Predictions: 6
    • Penalty Drinks: 2
    • Beers Drank: 11
  • Zach Moneypenny
    • Correct Predictions: 2
    • Penalty Drinks: 6
    • Beers Drank: 9

–>peace and chicken grease

6 thoughts on “Wrestlemania Liveblogging The Show

  1. if anyone is looking to get a new laptop, i highly recommend the HP dv1000 series. i just convinced rach-o to buy one.

    very mac feel to it, small, light.

    done.

  2. also picked up a second monitor… the nerds call it “dual heading”… i call it “poker and porn”

    samsung 19″ lcd on sale for 379… that is a seriously good deal, and the monitor is gangster… nicer than the one i used to have if you ever saw it, and that one was pretty skrill (new use of the word skrill).

    then got the wireless optical explorer 2 mouse from microsoft… again, highly recommended.

    this is the end of best buy shopping trip reviews.

  3. Brewers are on, playing Pitt. So you all should have the game on your computers, shine a little sunshine into your dreary cubicle.

    I’m at home watching the game on FSN. End of one, Pitt 1 Brewers 0.

  4. You commies: baseball is on. Comment. Brewers lead 2-1. Also, last Saturday at work I saw Geoff Jenkins walk by. I’m willing to bet that his at-bat-song this year will be 50 Cent’s Disco Inferno. I wish there were someway to bet on this. I’m also willing to bet that Carlos Lee’s will be a nifty salsa number.

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