First off, just gotta say that the fact that cnn.com has a ‘Vatican smoke cam’ link on their front page is sheer ridiculousness.
Next, I’m not sure how many people here have heard that Edge cheated on his wife with Lita (who was in turn cheating on Matt Hardy). Things got even more strange when Matt Hardy was fired by the WWE a few weeks back. Apparently, being cuckholded is now a fireable offense at Titan Towers. Anyways, via Scott Keith, I see today that Edge’s wife came out of the mists and just started blasting Edge and Lita with both barrels. Highlights include:
Personally I always liked Amy as a wrestler. As a person I always thought she was kinda a bitch and kinda looked like a man but I just chalked that up to all of the steriods she did… but hey maybe she’s like Adam and only tried them once (Off the Record) and still doing them! Oh OK!
Here’s my favorite part:
I am trying to forgive Adam and Amy but it will take a while. Edge and Lita may be one thing, but take away Adam’s steriods and what would he be? Another 6’4″ skinny guy and take away Amy’s oppenents like Gail Kim, Molly Holly, Victoria–Girls that know how to wrestle and guess what? That nasty bitch will bust her knee cap every other 7 months. Good riddance to them both. They deserve each other. Just remember what goes around comes around. I may not have handled this in the best way possible, but I never expected this to be my life right now so please forgive me……….. God bless Matt and all the future has to offer him. And God bless Adam and Amy b/c they will need it when Karma comes knocking on their doors!
Holy hell, wrestling is still hilarious!
Also, dropped Erin at the airport this morning; destination Costa Rica. I told her before she walked into the terminal to be mindful of kidnappers, dinosaurs, and to have fun with her sister.
Now let’s see the brewers snap that losing skid.