For Your Information

If your DirecTivo isn’t able to make an update call for 30 straight days, then it will shut down and tell you that you have to call DirecTV to re-activate. Not only will you be unable to set up Season Passes and such, but you will be unable to watch any channels whatsoever. The only preserved functionality is to watch programs you had previously recorded. Goddammit.

HAPPY FOURTH FEST EVERYONE!

RAJ OUT.

18 thoughts on “For Your Information

  1. zach, did you see that wisco representative that was chair of some committee that just up and left with his gavel when like 6 people were still trying to talk… then he had them turn off their microphones. it was on the daily show, good stuff. america will self destruct within 6 years.

  2. not sure how the directivo’s are different, but try pluggint a USB wireless adapter in there… i don’t have a phone line at all, it just gets the updates from tivo.com.

  3. i’M REALLY GLAD THAT PEOPLE ARE GETTING THEIR INFO FROM ME, BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE STUPID. iT MEANS THAT YOU CAN ONLY HANDLE “REAL NEWS” WITH THE SUGAR COATING. YOU ARE A BUNCH OF LAME ASS DUDES IF YOU NEED TO GET YOUR NEWS FROM ME. WHY DON’T YOU TRY A REAL NEWS SOURCE FOR YOUR INFO INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE ME THAT HAS TO PUT A TWIST ON IT AND GROW THE FUCK UP. BITCHES.

  4. i wasn’t commenting on the daily show spin of the story… they showed the cspan footage… i watched it… the dude cut off 6 people, gaveled the meeting, and left the room…. with the gavel. then the people he cut off stayed in the room and tried to talk, and the microphones were turned off allegedly by “his people”.

    those are facts. above you will find my interpretation of the facts. stop being a dick.

  5. also, i watch daily show for HUMOR, not news. and i rarely watch it anyways… tivo just gets it on recommendation a handful of times per month. tivo is good to me like that. example: a few days ago it recorded an episode of saved by the bell for me. after watching 4 episodes a day every day for 6 months with GMX, i kind of took a break from SbtB and turned off my season pass. but for whatever reason tivo hooked me up. odd i thought, tivo never records this, let’s see what episode it is. “Jesse’s Song”… oh tivo. i love you too.

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    BUT THEN TIVO RECORDED LIZZY MCGUIRE AND I BROKE IT.

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    AND TO ALL YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS WATCHING SPORTING EVENTS FOR ENTERTAINMENT, WHY DON’T YOU JUST REALIZE IT’S JUST A GAME AND GROW UP AND LEARN ABOUT THE NEW ZONING REGULATIONS, AND WHO WILL BE ELECTED THE NEXT JUDGE OF DOG COURT WHO IS OF COURSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING LIVES OF EVERY DOG THAT RUNS THROUGH HIS LITTLE CHOP SHOP. WITH ONE WORD, HE CAN HAVE YOUR DOG KILLED. DON’T ATTEMPT TO BE ENTERTAINED WHEN SUCH PUBLIC DECISIONS ARE HANGING IN THE BALANCE. PUBLIC ACCESS CITY COUNCIL MEETINGS SHOULD BE WATCHED 4 HOURS A DAY. MANDATORY BAR CODES.

    i hate people that make stupid baseless debates against (ironically) a show, thats sole purpose is to make fun of people making stupid baseless debates.

  6. Both dog jail and dog court are no laughing matter. Ask one Arlo Horton. Your dog does some shit like bites an old man, he goes on lock down. After a ten day eval, your dog goes to dog court and the judge decides if the dog lives or dies. Who elects these people? Or are they appointed. I don’t know. I just don’t know.

    Personally I don’t find the Daily Show all that funny, but at the same time, I think its humor transcends mere diversion. The Daily Show satirizes, points out the ridiculous both important tools for making the world a better, more educated place.

    In other news, I barhopped my way home from work last night. In the first bar, I learned to play bar dice. A fun game, especially when one of the dudes keeps cheating so the bartender has to buy the drinks. Dude was an A+, first class, gold chain wearing scam artist. I think my poker face got some work as the incredulous bartender would ask me, “did he really roll 6- sixes again?” I also won 7 bucks playing the junk-o bar blackjack game.

  7. And I almost forgot…be careful of even the dumbest and smallest fireworks. Believe it or not Smokebombs can cause severe burns on body parts too (namely thumbs).

  8. Just because you watch the Daily Show doesn’t mean you need sugarcoating on your news. Fox News is too conservative, the rest are too liberal, and it’s too boring to watch actual Senate proceedings on C-SPAN. If it’s not on Sportscenter I probably don’t care about it anyway.

  9. Now that is the Kyle I miss talking to about things. It all wraps up with “If it’s not on Sportscenter I probably don’t care about it anyway.” Fugging A Sweet.

  10. is dog court like supreme court? like if the judge’s wife leaves him, and he goes on a tear and puts every dog down for like 2 years, then what? can we get a new dog judge, or do we have to wait for him to die?

  11. plaza ultimate poker challenge… sounds like a good show right? “ultimate”… wow, this must be a major tournament. i’ll watch. for the next hour i concentrate at this “ultimate” collection of poker. finally a winner… awesome, good work buddy, now you’re rich! let’s see how much he won.

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    then i find out that this was just a multi-table satellite to the SEMI FINALS, where the winner of THAT will actually play in the real tournament. i was tricked into watching a god damn penny ante qualifier… that shit was probably $5+.50. the winner (in addition to entrance in the SEMI FINALS) got a no name DVR, and the biggest hamburger ever served in vegas. those are not my words, “biggest hamburger ever served in vegas” was written on the bun. in ketchup. ketchup. ON TOP OF THE BUN. the bun of the BIGGEST HAMBURGER EVER SERVED IN VEGAS. THAT WAS THE GRAND PRIZE IN THE “ULTIMATE” POKER CHALLENGE. i can’t wait until 2-4 limit poker has a show on the WB or something. “ULTIMATE TWO-FIZZZOUR” would cater both to the poker crowd that demands it views only poker classified as “ultimate” or better, as well as the street savvy negroes often associated with the WB. HOLLAR.

  12. plaza ultimate poker challenge… sounds like a good show right? “ultimate”… wow, this must be a major tournament. i’ll watch. for the next hour i concentrate at this “ultimate” collection of poker. finally a winner… awesome, good work buddy, now you’re rich! let’s see how much he won.

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    then i find out that this was just a multi-table satellite to the SEMI FINALS, where the winner of THAT will actually play in the real tournament. i was tricked into watching a god damn penny ante qualifier… that shit was probably $5+.50. the winner (in addition to entrance in the SEMI FINALS) got a no name DVR, and the biggest hamburger ever served in vegas. those are not my words, “biggest hamburger ever served in vegas” was written on the bun. in ketchup. ketchup. ON TOP OF THE BUN. the bun of the BIGGEST HAMBURGER EVER SERVED IN VEGAS. THAT WAS THE GRAND PRIZE IN THE “ULTIMATE” POKER CHALLENGE. i can’t wait until 2-4 limit poker has a show on the WB or something. “ULTIMATE TWO-FIZZZOUR” would cater both to the poker crowd that demands it views only poker classified as “ultimate” or better, as well as the street savvy negroes often associated with the WB. HOLLAR.

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