It bears repeating that the first person to successfully develop technology that uses the internet to punch someone is going to be rich. Filthy, stinky, awe-inspiringly rich. The first group of people that would bear my initial usage of this heretofore unavailable product? The entire cast of “I Want To Be A Hilton” (Tuesdays at 9pm on NBC). There. There’s my entire review for you. Choke on it.