Kill Me Now

I was doing some research (mostly pointing and laughing) on The Merch today when I stumbled, Shockmaster-like out onto the Greater Metroweb Area in an attempt to find other references. What did I find instead? More justifications for Violence Over The Internet (Brand New VOTI™ Technology!):

Posted by bob on July 29, 2003

In Reply to: Re: the Merch? posted by ESC on July 29, 2003

: : From the sentence, “Can Madonna Still Move the Merch?”, what does “the Merch” mean? It is the title of an article in Jul 29th NY Times.

: : Thanks.

: Merchandise??

Yes, merchandise. Is she still commercially effective. If you come from N’Yawk, it’s pronounced “moich.”

This is the culmination of Years of technical innovation? For people to ask questions that would get them punched in their stupid faces if they asked their friends? AND OTHER PEOPLE ARE INDULGING THESE RETARDS WITH ANSWERS? AND STILL OTHER PEOPLE ARE POSTING CLARIFYING ANSWERS?! bob, you fucking idiot and I hate you.

RAJ OUT.

4 thoughts on “Kill Me Now

  1. your acronym for fixing the universe (VOTI), ironically, is primarily made up of the word “VOTE”……………………………………. . . ………………………………………………………………. ……. . .. ……………………………. ………………………………….. .. . … .. … ………………… . …………………. . ………… ……………………… ….MESSAGE.

  2. Ug. Just went out of a big multi: 7000 first prize plus airfare and shit to a 10 man 100,000 freeroll at the Taj. I jumped to an early lead, then lost to a gut shot str8 and a bad river beat. (My kq vs his a3. I bet the whole way; he hit an A on the river…). I came back to life with a set of 10s beating KK, then lost it all when I raised 1000 with QQ, got two callers and pushed my last 1500 on a 783 flop. BOTH CALLED. AK and KJos… turn 10…river 9. Dude made a runner, runner 78910J str8 on me. Ug. Ug. Ug.

    Get out and vote, kids.

    I have QQ. Flop is 783.

  3. 2 seperate post references on one post. gold star for the stew. i lost $400 last night. the curse was DEFINATELY back on. in about 25 hands between 4 tables i had JJ vs AA, QQ vs AA, KK vs AA, and AA vs KJ where of course a J high flopped and K came on the river. i didn’t suck out once, but got sucked out on nearly every pot… very ugly night.

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