Good idea, katiek:
Ladies and Gentlemen.
I am living up in the northwoods of Wisconsin. I know two people who live in this town. I am on a fellowship from school to finish my dissertation. I am way ahead of schedule and I do nothing but sit at my computer, write, and browse ye olde whazzmastere. This is my only lifeline to the outside world. I swear. I would like to see more posting, please. This is one of my few forms of human contact. I am a desperate woman.
Please feel free to comment on any of the following topics for my reading pleasure:
- I am in my job and I love it/hate it/what, I have a job??
- I think that zoos are great places to eat ice cream and look at monkeys/inhumane animal life ruiners…
- My favorite flavor of ice cream is chocolate/vanilla/neapolitan/something else…
- I play poker for a living and I am worried that I am going to lose/the feds will find out/my girlfriend will think I am a nutjob…
- The dumbest thing my dog did today was run into a wall/eat a knife/something else???
- I think Harriet Meirs is a terrible choice because I am Dem/Republican/Green/Sane…
- I spend 5/25/46/89% of my life on the internet.
- I do/do not read while in the bathroom.
- Highschool was the greatest time of my life/made me want to take my life.
- In my spare time I:____________
- I am/am not dressing up for halloween.
- I give nice/cheapo candy to the trick or treaters.
- My computer is 2/4/6/8 years old.
- Higher education is:_______________
- OG Gangster G is:__________________
- The reason that Cal runs is to stay in shape/release pent up aggression/something else??
- Politics makes me want to vote/cut my nuts off/eat cheetos.
- Sweet or salty?
- The idea of planning a wedding makes me want to jump with joy/cut off my ring finger/go to vegas…
- I think women who live up north with nothing to do are the greatest/the super greatest/the absolute coolest/unbelievably awesome.