If you call my cell phone you’ll get a message that says “The number you dialed is not a working number.” Funny that, because I can make outgoing calls just fine. Thanks Cingular, you’ve got a real crack team of scientists and MBAs over there fucking my shit up. Did you get a degree in that? My number has not changed, you are currently experiencing technical difficulties. Put on your gas masks, crouch under your desks, and await further instructions.