[March 16, 2006 09:51 AM] by whazzmaster
I have heretofore had no problems flying through Chicago O’Hare to all points Wisconsin. Today may end the streak with a bullet, as I see everywhere that Milwaukee-to-Chicago will be receiving a half-foot of snow today. ROAR. At least I’m in first class for the first leg of the trip; BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!
SURPRISE! We circled Chicago in an airplane for an hour and a half yesterday before being allowed to land. Then my connecting flight was 2 hours late taking off, so’s I got into Madison roughly 2 hours later than expected. Upside? Five bloody marys on first flight (FIRST CLASS!) plus a coupla pints at the aeropuerto bar plus FREE~! Guv Club drinks equaled me=leetle bit drunk.
This morning I walked up and down State Street for awhile and tried on fashionable outfits at Jazzman and Soulman (and to a lesser extent at University Book store, Name of the Game, Steve & Barry’s, and Fontana) and was waiting outside The Irish Pub at 10:54am salivating for booze. Luckily (just my luck) they opened on schedule at 11am and I was the first one in. Four points later I’m reading Vandover and the Brute and eating Irish Stew.
O’NEIL, WHERE ARE YOU I ONLYHAVEYOURWORKPHONENUMNER NOTYOURHOMENUMBER!
The cal/maddddddddddddddd convo in the last thread was funny like a cracker on cheese. Glad I could read it; maddddddddddddd you get another penny in the Whazzmaster Rakeback Fund.
wwhazz: i’ve been calling you all morning. Are you ognoring me, or are you sleeping with that sweet chippy you’re married to? Jarboring a bujitive? Ask Steven if he’s jarboring a bujitive. I bet he’ll say either “no” or “what are you talking about?”
Ewaz played a cruel joke on me wherein he called me from Johnson Creek (!!) and said he was in a wedidng so he couldn’t han g out with me today. I thought he was kidding so I spun around in my seat at the I.P. cause I thought he was standing behind me but it was only an old drunk (not Ewaz). Maybe I’ll hang out with him later this weekend. Say lah veeeeeeeeee,Ewaz!
— take ooonnnn meeeeeee (take on me)/take meeeeeeeeeee ooooonnnnn (take on me)