$1500 Poorer

Wrestlemania 22 was great, and it was fun to see the whole Gitter clan again. I got to meet the Mysterious Kree, and ate some more fish taco goodness. On Sunday after the Horders departed for Parts Phoenix, Wwhazz and I got down to the business of buying and preparing food for our Wrestlemania Party (expected size: 3). Our goal was “Bar Food, Done Well,” and damned if we didn’t live up to our end of the bargain. Homemade guacamole, homemade chicken fingers, and cheesy tater tots were all on the menu. Also: beer. Lots and lots of beer. To give you an idea of how much beer, here’s what I found when I woke up this morning:

4/2/2006Zachery Moneypenny hereby agrees to give $1500 to Mike Wirkus.*

[mike’s signature]
[zach’s signature]

* The money MUST be used for the creation of a book, novel, or short story.

No idea how that contract was thought up, and no idea why I jumped at signing it. Apparently Steven was online trying to find real contracts we could print out and use, though.

Four hours of wrestling can do even the most die-hard fan in if they’re not prepared. Luckily, I stuffed myself full of guacamole during the boring parts. I remember being incredibly impressed by the Women’s Title match between Trish and Mickie, and not believing that Rey Mysterio won the Smackdown belt. I finally got to see a Boogieman match (and it was everything I thought it could be). The Ladder match and Hardcore match were good, as well. Overall, I had a really great time on an impromptu San Dog vacation with wwhazz, steven, and WRESTLEMANIA (big time!)

Looks like scientist will be out in Cali on Apr 14. Nice, I’m glad to see dude getting off his couch once in awhile.

Tonight is the college championsip game with Florida and UCLA. I’m heading down to San Ho in a few minutes to meet with Judd and his UCLA cronies. They were fun to watch the Zags game with, so I’m looking forward to the event.

Oh yeah, and I bought a year subscription to MLBTV today, too. Go Brewers, nice win. Make it twice.

— Big time\I’m on my way-I’m making it\Big time big time\I’ve got to make it show yeah

34 thoughts on “$1500 Poorer

  1. Just did another $10 SNG derty and took 1st. Patience is paying off, young skywalker.

  2. Good news: Brewers win. Bad news: Had to watch it on MLB.com when I should have been teaching my Communications Skills class. What I mean is that watching a whole game on MLB.com is tedious at best. 1st opener missed in many years now…

  3. I’m not talking about the video stream MLB.com. I’m talking about watching the little dots: red for strikes, green for balls. It’s like playing Pong on an Atari 2600.

  4. wirkus totally hustled you on the legal terms too… i mean jesus… could you be any more vague? he could drop off “a dude was born, then died” and call it a short story that pokes a fun at how short a short story really can be, and, you know, still MEAN something artistically. don’t you get it? this story is GENIUS! … uh, now give me my $1500.

  5. hey brian you should”watch” on yahoo. it’s better than mlb.com. I LOVE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS! DAYLIGHT SAVING I LOVE YOU I’M GONNA KIL YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU ALL! EVEN MADD! EVEN MARK BROWN. MARK BROWN, YOU HOJO MAN I LOVEYOU. EVEN PRINCESS DIANA, AND PRINCE FIELDER, AND PRINCE. AND PRINCE HARRRY AND WILLIAM AND TEH PRINCE BY MICHAVESLLI OR WHAE3VER. PEACE

  6. posting for love…on the off chance that you see my desire, madd.. and you post… post now madd i love you i am posting now i hope here is my hope

  7. screw you i was just lying if you did post i would have just dissed you and taken it back

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  9. and dang, wwwwhazz, that is a desperation move. you really need 15 hundo that bad? hustle on player.

  10. ok so we went to watch the basketball and the bartender was buying shots and this is what comes of that so there there is your exlpaination you jerks! there take it understand. UNDERSTAND

  11. just like in the movies… i show up at the park right after you left the bench sure i wouldn’t show… I’M HERE!!! I LOVE YOU!

  12. if you understand how much biologically and chemically can change within and organism when the cycle of a day is change, you’d understand that daylights savings time is mass hypnosis

  13. oh man so finally we have found one another. a love story for the ages. this is a story of two men. each posting his love for the other. one bad basketball game later they find each other, alone in a chat room, if they make this into a movie i want that river phoenix brother to play me and madd can be played by steve harvey. and moneypenny youll be played by gary buusy or whatever and wwhaz you’ll be the other gary bussy guy what’s his name?????!?!?!?!? damn i can’t think. oh nick nolte. that’s wwhzzz

  14. and what would the money go for? electricy to run his laptop? man, you got hustled hard. $1500 would run that thing until it caught on fire.

  15. finally i got love you cal, instead of the other way around… i’m glad we buck tradition and don’t play classic top and bottom roles.

  16. i’m at a 2-4 table with an $80 average pot. 3 guys are just capping the whole way with anything.

  17. who didn’t think this would be a roller coaster?
    down to 40, up to 220… holding steady at 160. fucking donkeys kicking from everywhere, but i brought donkey juice.

  18. after a million final tables in a row, my PLO8 skills seems unstoppable. then they got stoped for a million tourneys in a row. bah. well, i just got 4th, and 1st back to back. the 1st was in the $20 one too, juust to add icing on the ice. i was never gone, but that shit was weird for a while.

  19. i do come out of it a smarter man though… my convincedness of my godly stature at this relatively new game (pot limit omaha hi/low doesn’t exist as far as pretty much any casino is concerned). i am hogan again. the champ. but now i understand that it can all go away for a few days. hahaha, yeah right. IM HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAN!

  20. whenever i win a pot, i sing this hook to myself… “N#$^AS CANT HANG, N#$^AS….N#$^AS CANT HANG…. UH….” i hope that shit isn’t considered racial. i’m just keepin it real as a closeted black man. a closeted black man who CAN NOT BE STOPPED at pot limit omaha hi/lo. why? N#$^AS CANT HANG!

  21. obviously on the record i’ll sample a scratch on the 3rd beat… that shit will be TITE.

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