It’s real, real simple whazzmaster.com: You invite me to a party. I sing. No more and no less. I’d prefer booze but I can likely make it without a hangover the next day. For a fee, I will wear a tie done up in double-windsor fashion and not shave the day before. And for an extra, extra fee I’ll bed the hostess. I’m taking reservations in the Greater Madison Area November 2nd through Xmas, 2006.