Zachery Moneypenny Sings


Zachery Moneypenny Sings
Originally uploaded by jordansmall.


It’s real, real simple whazzmaster.com: You invite me to a party. I sing. No more and no less. I’d prefer booze but I can likely make it without a hangover the next day. For a fee, I will wear a tie done up in double-windsor fashion and not shave the day before. And for an extra, extra fee I’ll bed the hostess. I’m taking reservations in the Greater Madison Area November 2nd through Xmas, 2006.

91 thoughts on “Zachery Moneypenny Sings

  1. i told tivo to get studio 60. it did. rach-o stopped it 1 minute it. i bet she switched it to project runway or entertainment tonight or some bullshit. bah. sorry dude, i tried. there is always next week.

  2. the fucking burgler steals the fucking camera and keeps taking a picture once a day, and some days he wears his mask, and some days he doesn’t, and then dude starts chasing him. through time. fucking genius.

  3. and as he sat watching the final tournament he may ever witness on this familiar green client application software, he wondered statements aloud to himself in his head, “it was fun buddy. it was certainly OK. see ya around? if you ever need anything… you can still… well… you’ll be ok…………………. i’ll miss you.”

  4. and as he sat watching the final tournament he may ever witness on this familiar green client application software, he wondered statements aloud to himself in his head, “it was fun buddy. it was certainly OK. see ya around? if you ever need anything… you can still… well… you’ll be ok……….. i’ll miss you.”

  5. and as he sat watching the final tournament he may ever witness on this familiar green client application software, he wondered statements aloud to himself in his head, “it was fun buddy. it was certainly OK. see ya around? if you ever need anything… you can still… well… you’ll be ok… .. ..i’ll miss you.”

  6. and as he sat watching the final tournament he may ever witness on this familiar green client application software, he wondered statements aloud to himself in his head, “it was fun buddy. it was certainly OK. see ya around? if you ever need anything… you can still… well… you’ll be ok.. .. . …. .. .. … i’ll miss you.”

  7. the final champion of the last running tournament in “the before era” turns out to be “turn em up” winning $395 in the $50+4 “super structure” hosting 19 players and 95,000 chips… a fitting title, as the structure of all your varied tournaments was INDEED super. the tourney ran just under 5 hours… a long strung out battle. thanks again PR. times were cool. especially that ONE time. WINK WINK. see ya.

  8. No need to get too sentimental… Now I’m in a turbo on Full Tilt and I’m watching UFC. Anyone catch the PPV last weekend? Purty good, purty good.

  9. can stars please fucking hire a web designer that knows it’s not 1996 anymore? JESUS. send me that referral link, i’ll go lose my money to lee jones.

  10. times are weirder than they have ever been… go to PR and see for yourself. make sure to use the download version.

  11. yo cal, people be comin up to me saying… yo maddddddd, whats up with whazzmaster, man? you guys old school? new school? r&b or hip hop? what should i tell em?

  12. i’m headed down to the park tavern in st JEWISH park for some drunken bowling! we’re FREE! we can BOWL! with BEER! with CAL! seriously, al franken… that is funny. st jewish park. i use that all the time now. HILARIOUS.

  13. That post was a little piece of cut-up bullhead that I was using to lure a lurker out of the bottom of the muck-pond. No bites, but then cal ran full-speed off the pier and came up with it in his mouth.

  14. air america declared bankruptcy protection today. now… i’m not saying i had anything to do with it… i’m just saying their headpiece failed to respond to an offer for free labor from a guy who is a genius at the only thing they are currently looking to hire anyone for. that isn’t exactly how you “make it” al.

  15. $20 to al franken’s campaign if he posts an apology here, and then takes a stab at jiffy lube.

  16. i just had 11k chips in a 30 ploiter SNG and got 5th. HOW. THE. FUCK. )(@#&@#!(^&!)#(^&!#%)(^&*!#)^(*&!#^)(*^!#

  17. i lost like 7 all ins in a row drawing very live. COME ON. then i push on the turn of long kiss and dude CALLS with a flush draw. i was way ahead and PLOINK! flush. so far, no good.

  18. If you enjoy playing a game where 59 of every 60 minutes is either a Loading… screen or a Saving… screen, then by all means Tiger Woods 2007 is for yoooooooooooooou! Eat a dick, Tiger, worst $40 I’ve ever spent. This game sucks.

  19. dude, i gotta know what song you were singing in that picture, and at what point of the song you think it was. driving me insane.

  20. dude, i was the top ten drunkest i’ve been in 2006, i have no idea. perhaps a lurker who was at the party could comment?

  21. kendrick? is you lurkin? you got latest version for the shit you soldered(sp?) for me? like the media player or dvd player especially. and any other cool shit you got. how about a front end that is 2 titties… and when you press them, they each do something. HOOK ME UP

  22. parker’s even more excited- he gets to see his girlfriend again, you better watch out you’ve got competition

  23. So last night pokerroom tells its US players to take a hike and then they shut down… today they come back up and all the dudes (for those of you who have watched me play “the dudes” are the girl with the big boobs, the cowboy, the guy with the ceegar)are wearing halloween costumes… um… ok. So we’re back online. I back my bags at full tilt (um… got cleaned out) and move back in with a hundo buy-in.

    Long Kiss: 7th
    Turbo rebuy: 1st

    Pokerroom, you silly goose. Don’t do that again. Well, the work week is over. Whazzmaster and spacebee and wife: now we dance.

    Lurkers, rise up. Cal, rise DOWN.

    Hooooooooooooolllllarit.

  24. I am a semi-pro poker player.

    Cal is a semi-erect DICK.

    I would bold “DICK” but I forgot the spell.

  25. new pokerroom halloweed promotions…you can see the costumes at the top. what is the point of these rebuy tourneys? is there really something different about them, or is it just a $1 unlimited rebuy? i hope it’s something weird… like the psycho killer tourney, if there was a dude with 100,000 chips that just went all in every hand…. that would be cool. gambo gambo. and when he dies, the real tourney starts.

  26. you could always drop html… >b< to start bold >i< to start italics… u for underline… big for bigger, small for smaller… then make sure to close it out with the >/b< or >/i< or whatever. don’t forget CAL! i had to close your italics earlier and it pissed me the fuck off. you are DANGEROUS. cal is BANNED from italics.

  27. son of a bitch. i’m fucking done. you idiots want to learn something, go fucking watch assignment discovery or some bullshit.

  28. i’m just playin liquorfingers…. i did it all backwards and now my attempt to enlighten is actually false… >b< won’t do anything. it’s <b> and so on. the shit maks a little pointed end label looking thing, right? and then the </b> closes it…. get it?

  29. i couldn’t just type that tag because it would start making shit bold and not show it, so i had to use character codes to tell the browser to display them, and i got them backwards. and now you are more confused than ever.

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