Hey all you whazzers out there: do the fuckin’ tango. Cuz it’s a new year and I am legally single; the divorce was set to automatically finalize at midnight on January 1. Hurray!
Where did you spend New Year’s? On the beach? In the can? In your cups? Spacebee and I had a damned good time in southeastern Ohio at my cousin’s wedding reception. We honked our honkers at midnight and then drank some more. We watched the Badgers embarrass themselves in the second half against Arkansas and still, somehow, emerge victorious. Finally we had an epic air adventure that took us through Milwaukee (World’s Meanest Airport Bartenders) and got us home at the late witching hour of eleven pee-em.
Today is pick-up-the-pieces day. Sadly, AWB wasn’t available, but I met my parents at El Pine Cone en Creeko del Johnson to get my truck back from them. They had taken it over the weekend to drive the caravan of various Moneypennys, future Moneypennys, and boyfriends to the scene of the crime. Pine Cone was good as always, and spacebee had never enjoyed their World Class Everything, so that was fun. It’s also Back-To-Work Day nationwide, as all those schmoes who got their one night a year of partying out of the way go to work and tell everyone how “totally drunk” they got. Motherfucker, I live in Madison now; drink 5 times a week and talk to me in a year.
Where’s maddddddddddddddddddddd? Phoenix already? Where should I mail your fucking present?
Wait… I just checked maddpower.com and all I see is:
Welcome to the Web Site of www.maddpower.com
This page is a place holder for the home page of your own web site.
Where the fuck is maddpower.com? I thought it was dropping in 2007. It’s 2007. Where is maddpower.com? Arrested? Jail? Phoenix?