Fooferoo, table for two: spacebee and I are fucking blowing this popstand and heading down to Florida for a week.. While I’m gone, whazzmaster.com will continue under the reliable stewardship of madddddddddddddddd, w-whazz, and cal. With guest appearances by timmah, ktk, rumthumbs, and Alex P. Keatron IIII. Yes. Keatron.
I may or may not check in while sipping foo-foo drinks on a beach, but in the meantime I welcome you to read up on our SubPrime Overlords in whatever digest The Lawman can provide. Also, you can sleep safe knowing that I’m gonna get my back shaved. Also, I’ll be taking pictures. Of Florida. Not the shaved back.
Our flight connects through New York. I think it’s funny that the first time I’ll ever set foot in New York will be a connecting flight. But hey, it worked for Kansas City, Denver, Dallas, and Memphis.
Seeya next week, whazzmaster.com.