Bowling Alone… In Texas

Shorter Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel

Oh yeah? Uh… well, we didn’t need your dumb old bowling congress anyways! We’ll build our own amusement park, with blackjack and hookers! In fact forget the amusement park and the blackjack! Aw, forget the whole thing.

Man, I never knew Milwaukee would act like a scorned wife when a wood-paneled station wagon smelling of stale cigarettes and old Funyons rumbled and backfired its way out of town.

On second thought, I guess it does all make sense.

109 thoughts on “Bowling Alone… In Texas

  1. Ok, I tHink they are cheating for real. How did I lose?

    PokerStars Game #16302713369: Tournament #82544897, $2.00+$0.20 Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit – Match Round I, Level III (15/30) – 2008/03/27 – 23:45:35 (ET)
    Table ‘82544897 1’ 2-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: gizzy186 (1995 in chips)
    Seat 2: coachpytel (1005 in chips)
    coachpytel: posts small blind 15
    gizzy186: posts big blind 30
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to gizzy186 [3s 2h 7h Qh]
    coachpytel: raises 30 to 60
    gizzy186: calls 30
    *** FLOP *** [Th 8d 9c]
    gizzy186: checks
    coachpytel: bets 90
    gizzy186: calls 90
    *** TURN *** [Th 8d 9c] [Jc]
    gizzy186: checks
    coachpytel: bets 300
    gizzy186: calls 300
    *** RIVER *** [Th 8d 9c Jc] [9h]
    gizzy186: checks
    coachpytel: checks
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    gizzy186: shows [3s 2h 7h Qh] (HI: a pair of Nines)
    coachpytel: shows [Ah 8h As 7d] (HI: a straight, Seven to Jack)
    coachpytel collected 900 from pot
    No low hand qualified
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 900 | Rake 0
    Board [Th 8d 9c Jc 9h]
    Seat 1: gizzy186 (big blind) showed [3s 2h 7h Qh] and lost with HI: a pair of Nines
    Seat 2: coachpytel (button) (small blind) showed [Ah 8h As 7d] and won (900) with HI: a straight, Seven to Jack

  2. Duh, never mind…

    I still won though. Registered in a 5.50 multi and 4.40 to rock with, and I got Hart off Greg. I had to give up Carlos Beltran but I also got Todd Jones off him.

    Yo kids remember him? Round 98′ or so he was the king Brewer.

  3. wow… after a long 24 hours of straight work accomplishing a difficult goal… as i cracked a beer winding down for sleep my tv begins to sing…

    DRUNKS AND LOSERS! DWARFS WITH LIMPS!
    FLOS AND HOS AND ONE EYED PIMPS!
    DOWN THE ALLEY-WAY THEY CREEP!
    THEY’RE ALL YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU CAN’T SLEEP!

    holy christ a 3 episode MARATHON uncut/unedited. thank you comedy central. seriously. thanks. good timing on that one. tonight i dedicate my lack of sleep to insomniac.

  4. you have to play 2 cards… 789TJQ is a 6 card straight if you play your Q and 7… all you have is a pair of 9.

    they are cheating for real. i’m under 100. 🙁

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