Why no posts, Moneypenny? It’s because you good-for-nothing slugs haven’t sent me any cool links, or started any new memes. At the very least, Scientist hasn’t invented anything lately. No new manifestos, assertions, or lyriCAL medleys. BasebALL SEASON IS WAXING, however, and we’re looking to start the year off strong. Sunday is Wrestlemania: it’s Hercules v Colossal Pete for the World Heavyweight Title-Belt. Monday is Brewers/Cubs at Wrigley, and I’m taking the day off. Should The LyriCAL Genius Madd Scientist and M.C. CAL (with Lady E-to-the-M and Rah-Heezy) show up, they will of course be afforded the center seat on the ol’ couch and a heaping helping of pulled pork, baked beans, and moonshine from Lawman’s still. What’s that? You won’t be coming? That’s alright, I’m sure California is just great this time of years. Schmucks.
That’s OK, I still (kind of) love you guys. In fact, can I sleep on your couch on April 25th? I’m gonna be in San Francisco for nerd shit.
The comments on this post are terrific. CAL’s turtle story, Much Ado About Sonic, Cal’s Law School Troubles (Getting Into One), the epic “double re-love as scientist connects with cal on the comeback. triple word score, homey.” S’all good motherfuckers.
Jesus Christ this website is one gigantic in-joke. Where’s The Old Man?