Francisco Cordero came into the Brewers/Reds game last night to save the game and was roundly booed by those in attendance. Wwhazz and I thought it may have been better if Dusty Rhodes Baker was walking to the clubhouse earlier in the day and found CoCo knocked out under a cart of hot dogs buns. Milwaukee Brewers GM Doug Melvin would have to organize a game-long search for the culprit, and Bud Selig would declare that the Reds would field a Mystery Closer of his choosing. At the bottom of the ninth, huge fountains of flame would erupt from each of the four bases and ~~BY GAWD~~ THE BIG RED MONSTER KANE would saunter out of the bullpen. He would throw six straight strikes, then Pete Rose would run onto the field and get a tombstone piledriver. Sadly, it would still result in a Brewers loss.