Spacebee and I got to the polls at 7:45a and found extremely long lines. They did some rejiggering though, and we only ended up waiting an hour. Yesterday I hung door hangers down on Langdon to tell those frat dudes where they could vote. Today I knocked on doors around Mifflin to tell people (a) today is voting day and (b) go up the street to vote. Three quarters of the people I talked to on my route had already voted: nice. I took some video with my weird little video camera and I’ll be testing my iMovie Skillz later on. Look for an update with an exciting video of me walking down the street.
I know a lot of you jerks don’t like government, voting, passion about anything non-wrestling-or-poker, or just anything in general but fuck you anyways. I don’t want to live in a world run by lunatic Republicans anymore. Here’s an interesting map you can use to see the results:
I’ll be at a results party tonight drinking scotch. If Obama wins I’ll be happy that that dumb motherfucker and his kind aren’t running this place anymore. And if McCain wins I’ll probably break the bottle and slit my wrists. Happy Election Day!