Using the Wayback Machine you can look at what the interweb was like wayyy back in the day. Before floppy brown hats, theoretical poker physics, and a cast of thousands there were several versions of Zach’s homepage known as Chaos Central. I can’t find the OG version because I can’t remember what the non-Computer Science UW hosting URL was (alandovos, you remember?). For your pleasure, however, review two early, early, early versions of whazzmaster.com:
The version from the latter half of my college years (run with Perl scripts and a file-based database).
The version from when I first moved to California and the maddddddddd scientist taught me about MySQL and PHP.
Have fun until I get back from Miami, weirdos.