I want to make a post out of this:
Survival Football: two strikes you are out! Open to all whazzers and lurkers.
Click “join an existing league”
Here is the info. You need a yahoo account. Cry like a baby if you can’t figure it out and I will help.
Group ID#: 11003
Group Password ratfart$
Get signed up, ya slaveringly salacious sea dogs! I want to remind you that the prize is not only a twelver of your favorite beer, but also a high-quality wooden spoon from Wisconsin Cutlery. I recently purchased a high-quality spoon from the fine gentleman that runs the joint, and I want to share the great cooking with the world. This spoon will be no joke: it will be large, it will be made out of wood, and you can whap your sweetie on the behind with it if you so choose (not that I have).
UPDATE: I’ve added a picture of the spoon. You won’t get this one; it’s mine. But I’ll buy the same make and model for your enjoyment… if you win.