First of all: thanks so much to the K’s in P-Ville for having me and my hobo friends up to their fine-ass country home for the weekend. Same as before, I had a fantastic time and I always leave wishing I lived in that magical land.
The weekend was pretty chill-
- Friday Night: hard meats (including blood sausage), cheese, smoked fish, porto (ours won 500 medals; how many has yours won?), scotch, and camo high life.
- Saturday: The Menfolk went turkey hunting. Us womenfolk stayed behind and did the shopping and cooking. Cookie was on point as usual, creating a wonderful meal that included two (2) chickens in a stewpot, the best root mashers ever, sqwish, Katie’s Klever Kreen Keans (Kelicious!) and an Apple Crisp that tasted like it was cooked by a hyper-intelligent Bakery Squid from Universe X. Alas! The Menfolk did not down a turkey, so the two (2) chickens had to suffice. We also watched the Badgers poop all over themselves versus Iowa in the Homecoming Extravadanza.
- Sunday: Two activities consumed the day– Shooting Things in the Backyard and Watching The Packers Kick Ass. Both were fun as all goddamned hell (see above photo) and I hope to do both the next time we travel North to P-Ville. We shot the effigy, shot our juice-bottle-cum-pigeon, shot cans, and in the grand finale Brian shot a full can of expanding foam. A good time was had by all.
I hope your weekend was as fun as mine, but it probably wasn’t!