Ben Sheets was battered for 10 runs without retiring a batter in his latest poor showing, and the Cincinnati Reds beat the Oakland Athletics 13-5 Monday.
It’s good to know that dude is still terrible in other people’s hands. We had some good times, Sheetsie, but you had to go and fuck us in the postseason with your typical sprained dick, and then sign with the Rangers and make the Brewers pick up the tab for your dicksprain. Have fun sleeping on a cot in the Oakland hills and playing for the Moneyball Express. Keep your chin up! If you get moderately good by the deadline you’ll be traded to the Marlins, Reds, or (gasp!) even the Pittsburgh Pirates. Your star can only rise, rise, rise… like the home run ball you gave up in the above GDCF.