The 2010 baseball season is a time for hope, a time for joy, and not a time for cal. Nice outdoor stadium, Twins, hopeyalike snow. Why so glum, San Francisco? Your opening day is a rainout? Aww. Sunny and 60 in Milwaukee.
No brats, beer, cookouts, or drunkeness for me today, thanks. I’m just sipping coffee, pattering around computer code on my lappy, and watching Davey Nelson make one goddamn lunatic comment after another in the pregame show. Nelly’s Nuggets!
C’mon Braun: hit like 20 dingers today. I’d like to stone cold stunner the Dinger Kings right out of the gate.
Also: went to Ho-Chunk last night with the Laydee. Had a kinda, sorta, ok dinner at the Copper Oak and then I Insta-Won $100 in craps, which I lost over the next 2 hours in a lunatic game of roulette where Stacy won $170. All in all we had a nice little easter: a little gambling, a little sex, walleye.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy a (hopeful) Brewers blowout win on Opening Day. Cal: keep your junk to yourself.