Crash!

Spacebee and I strolled, ambled, moseyed, etc. up to the Jamba Juice on State Street yesterday and on our way home we passed a crazy car crash at Johnson & State.  One car had run into the Cosi previously Stillwaters) and another was sitting in a trash heap on the sidewalk outside Triangle Market.

We wondered what could have caused the carnage and then promptly forgot about it by the time I got home.  In relegating the weirdness to wwhazz this morning he wondered what had actually happened.  Good question.  After a little eenternet search I have the full story:

A 78-year-old woman driving the wrong way on Henry Street started a bizarre chain of events which started with a car crash and ended up with both drivers and two pedestrians injured and an outdoor cafe damaged, authorities reported.

Seriously, go read that thing.  Crazy.

In Pneumothorax News, I had my follow-up checkup last week and everything looks A-OK.  Hurray!

46 thoughts on “Crash!

  1. i will have all of milwaukee enunciating on sunday.

    i want to make a t-shirt….
    (decreasing font sizes)

    CAY
    SEE
    MUC
    GUH
    HEE
    EEE
    EEEEE
    EEEEEEEE
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  2. tune of Tik Tok from The Radio

    ………………….. DON’T POOP!
    when you fart, and you’re farting out your butt
    SOME FARTS, cause you’re farting and you don’t want to poop
    SO FART, when you fart and you’re farting out your butt hole
    Oh-Oh-Oh Oh….. Oh Oh… Oh Oh.

  3. complete game win! fuck you new york! you’re sucking on poop! AGAIN!#)(&%!)#(&^

  4. Idol!!!

    CG BALOOOMY!!!

    When is “space docking” going to drop? I’ve been waiting for years…

  5. One of us (whazz, wwhazz, space or belly) dropped a big glob of pizza on my clean dress shirt. I’m probably the favorite. I was going to wear that shirt to the wedding tonight. Now, it’s a brewers shirt. If I get out of the wedding early, it’s Brats for some UFC. I can get us tickets to the VIP section.

  6. brother said he will visit… when he does = space dock drops.

    just got the text messages… i hate phones. never check messages. everyone i was sitting around got on tv on a full fucking close-up pan of the row. i was up pissing… what fucking luck. i was doing very much drunken yelling, so i’m guessing they either did it to punish me, or reward me (but i ran away). a little pissed about that. go to my last name .com/brewers.mov… you might recognize my brother in laws… i was sitting between them. ug.

    URINE)(&*!@#%^)(!&#%)(&#

  7. game highlights:

    1) yelled “CAY SEE MUC GUH HEEEEEEEEEEEEE” many many times. scared a few kids, some people behind us were yelling it and giggling later in the game = mission accomplished. enunciate, bitches.
    2) we were close to the right fielder… the mets played jeff francoeur… i kept yelling in a new york / fonzie accent “AAAAAAAAAYYYYYY, FRENCH-CHAYYYYYYYYY” then in a dirty french accent “YOU’RE TERR-REEEE-BLLLLLLLLLLLLLEH”.
    3) i got way drunk.

  8. so so so pissed i got up to pee. i currently have some hilarious facial hair going on…

    that was the first time ben had ever been to a baseball game…. ever since i was a kid i would record the game and then rewatch to see if i got on tv, and this fucker goes to 1 game and he gets an HD closeup?!#^)(&*!#%

    JOW RIGGED JOKE!()&*#%()*

  9. HELLOOOOOO (using robin williams voice in whatever werid crossing dressing movie that was… mrs somehting dalloway? oh duh DOUBTFIRE. god did that one suck. robin williams blech. double blech. so what’s up you miss me? this place practiCALy SHUTS DOWN when ol’ cal’s not around. you all suck. you miss me huh. i’m in the library studying! learning and bettering my self. jerk. LATER LOSERS! i’ll be back…

  10. i just saw that aziz ansari is hosting an mtv awards show and sunday…… pretty sure that means NEW RAAAAAAAANDY!!!!!!!%#!

    hi cal, great to see you. almost caught up memorizing all the hypocritical ass backwards precedent from the 8 skrillion 5-4 scotus rulings? “bettering my self”… go check out a book on spacebar usage, homie. check out a book your self. LOSER.

    SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST, SCIENTIST,

  11. to all the jackass jet fighter pilots playing iron eagle above my house: I HATE YOU.

    loud ass worthless cogs of a war machine that has no business in my air space. go back to the desert, ICEMAN. ZINNNNNNNNNNNG.

    i am HOV. i OWN you.

  12. yo cal, how about that perfect game fuckup? can i sue bud selig? wendy? can i punch anyone? legally, can i punch someone for this? wendy selig? cal, are you saying that i should punch wendy selig?

    i vote overturn the call. the game was over.

    FUCK YOU, WENDY SELIG. ALWAYS LETTING THIS SHIT HAPPEN@)(#$&^)!(#&)!(&#%)&*(!#%

    WENDY#!*(%*()&#!)&*(!#%)&(!#%*(^(^*!#%(^*!#%

  13. HO. LEE. SHIT. enough of this jet fighter shit.

    we live at the highest point in eau claire on a hill… 3 blue angles have been buzzing my house and skimming the tops of the trees of the forest next to it. i’m talking lets buzz the tower low. it’s pretty cool, but jesus christ. JETS. BUZZING MY HOUSE. ALL WEEK.

    can i punch them, cal?!#)(&%!#^)(&#!

  14. i took some videos… ever since cal started up with this law school story, nobody trusts anyone on this chat room.

  15. i’m fartinnnnn riiiiiiiiiiiight ouuuuuuuuuutttttt ofvvvvvvvvv my boooooty hole.
    i’m fartinnnnn riiiiiiiiiiiight ouuuuuut OF… MYYYYYYYY BOOOOOTY HOLLLLLLLLLLE

  16. finally got every last pube (?) shaved for my wearhouse party. And I will be playing the saxaphone. That bad call was a ok with me. No perfect game. The play happened however the umpire called it and he called him safe so he was safe. End of story. But it is pretty absurd. I liked to see all the … Wait whatever I don’t care about that dumb call let me tell you of my library exploits. I get there at nine then I stay until five then I go to this dvd lecture “class” from six to ten. It blows. I am tired. I hate the scientist. What kind of odds do you morons give me on actually passing the bar? My school has about a 65 – 70 Percent pass rate which is pretty average for the CA exam… Scientist use a formula to predict my liklihood. Jerk. I failed my drivers test the first time if you need that for the formula. I am tired.

  17. finally got every last pube (?) shaved for my wearhouse party. And I will be playing the saxaphone. That bad call was a ok with me. No perfect game. The play happened however the umpire called it and he called him safe so he was safe. End of story. But it is pretty absurd. I liked to see all the … Wait whatever I don’t care about that dumb call let me tell you of my library exploits. I get there at nine then I stay until five then I go to this dvd lecture “class” from six to ten. It blows. I am tired. I hate the scientist. What kind of odds do you morons give me on actually passing the bar? My school has about a 65 – 70 Percent pass rate which is pretty average for the CA exam… Scientist use a formula to predict my liklihood. Jerk. I failed my drivers test the first time if you need that for the formula. I am tired.

    finally got every last pube (?) shaved for my wearhouse party. And I will be playing the saxaphone. That bad call was a ok with me. No perfect game. The play happened however the umpire called it and he called him safe so he was safe. End of story. But it is pretty absurd. I liked to see all the … Wait whatever I don’t care about that dumb call let me tell you of my library exploits. I get there at nine then I stay until five then I go to this dvd lecture “class” from six to ten. It blows. I am tired. I hate the scientist. What kind of odds do you morons give me on actually passing the bar? My school has about a 65 – 70 Percent pass rate which is pretty average for the CA exam… Scientist use a formula to predict my liklihood. Jerk. I failed my drivers test the first time if you need that for the formula. I am tired.

  18. finally got every last pube (?) shaved for my wearhouse party. And I will be playing the saxaphone. That bad call was a ok with me. No perfect game. The play happened however the umpire called it and he called him safe so he was safe. End of story. But it is pretty absurd. I liked to see all the … Wait whatever I don’t care about that dumb call let me tell you of my library exploits. I get there at nine then I stay until five then I go to this dvd lecture “class” from six to ten. It blows. I am tired. I hate the scientist. What kind of odds do you morons give me on actually passing the bar? My school has about a 65 – 70 Percent pass rate which is pretty average for the CA exam… Scientist use a formula to predict my liklihood. Jerk. I failed my drivers test the first time if you need that for the formula. I am tired.

    finally got every last pube (?) shaved for my wearhouse party. And I will be playing the saxaphone. That bad call was a ok with me. No perfect game. The play happened however the umpire called it and he called him safe so he was safe. End of story. But it is pretty absurd. I liked to see all the … Wait whatever I don’t care about that dumb call let me tell you of my library exploits. I get there at nine then I stay until five then I go to this dvd lecture “class” from six to ten. It blows. I am tired. I hate the scientist. What kind of odds do you morons give me on actually passing the bar?

  19. cal, i put your pass rate at 100%. you gotta quit with this all day cram session shit. go run around, then go sit in a park, then party all night and sleep in until 1pm.

    let the answers come to you, don’t force them in.

    FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS. FILTER, NOT A PRESS.

  20. yo cal, if you didn’t figure it out, that last fart song was to the tune of “danger zone” by the “theme from top gun boys”.

  21. fartin-out-my-butt…. make it smell bad in heeeeere———heeeeeeerrrrre—eeeeeeerrrrre.
    fartin-out-my-butt…. some people might have said reeeeeeeear——-reeeeee–eear—eeeear.
    farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtinnnnnn out my booooooooooooty hole.

  22. fun day of telemarketing today… first i got a call that said i won a cruise! HURRRRRAY! i waited for the operator…. he come’s on after the recording: “hello, what is your name”

    “I JUST WON A CRUISE!!!!”

    “what is your name?”

    “I AM THE WINNER!”

    “what is *cutoff*

    “I WON A CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUISE!”

    fucker hung up on me. fuck you cruise liar! why would you tell someone they won a cruise and then hang up on them after they get excited about it?! i tried to call back, but the number on the caller ID wasn’t in service…. pretty sure i am eligible for $1,000 for FTC violations.

    then later i get a call about lowering my credit card rates… they were talking to me like they knew my current rates and debt situation… the secret is: I HAVE NO DEBT… so let the fun begin. i decided to go with a jethro sort of drawl…

    “I WANT A LOWER RATE”

    “blah blah blah”

    “I WANT THE LOWEST RATE YOU GOT!”

    again after only a few seconds of excitement about buying what they’re selling, THE FUCKER HANGS UP ON ME.

    I DARE YOU FUCKING TELEMARKETERS TO CALL ME. i will END you.

  23. there are people (usually ex-lawyers) that just sign up for new phone numbers and sue the telemarketers that call them, and that is their full time job. so much fun. i want to do that. cal…… partners? 50/50?

  24. um about that stuff up there. i was posting from my cellular telephone and THIS STUPID CHAT ROOM gave me a weird error about “maybe your post is too short?” wtf. anyway i copied it so as not to deny you my awesome post that i had just hunted and pecked out on my stupid phone for the past half hour and then kept trying to repost but kept geting bla bla bla too short? wtf. so thats’ the story idiots! in the lib on a sunday! all day bitches. my fantasy baseball team plays wwhazz next week and I’M GOING TO KICK HIS ASS…. ahahhaahahhhahaahahhah srlsy might not pss the bar but I AM A FANTASY BASEBALL GENIUS.

    cal!
    cal!
    cal!
    cal!
    cal!

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