Double Wedding All The Way Across The Sky

The Wedding of the (Pick One: Week, Month, Year, Decade, Century, Millenium) went off without any hitches at all this weekend!  Spacebee and I were married in front or dearest family and friends in Madison on August 28th, 2010 and I couldn’t be happier.  There will be much more to come once we get the myriad photos and videos processed and ready for viewing, so for now we’ll focus on the key things we learned this weekend:

  1. The Don does Good Work as a best man, including the ability to carry 20,000 dental remedies at all times.
  2. The Madddddddddddddd Scientist and Rach-O are gonna have a kid. Jesus Christ; nice curveball scientist. Can’t wait for this.
  3. Wedding Summer is over and done (and not too soon)
  4. It’s funny but scary when someone whips a pizza fastball-style at someone’s head from 5 feet away
  5. The UW Band is terrifically awesome at weddings
  6. Isthmus DJs are fucking incredible

Again, more to come.  For now we’re chilling out in the San Fran area, and we’ll be up in Napa come the end of the week.  I think we’ll get the pics back within a few weeks and then I’ll put up a little somethin-somethin for y’all to look at.

33 thoughts on “Double Wedding All The Way Across The Sky

  1. fuuurrrrrrrrsssssssttttt
    the only thing your list lacks was your groomsman’s ability to man the host station at Harvest then within seconds get seated at his own private outside table with a glass of red wine and then instants later be petting a dog in a bus stop with glass of wine in hand. hilarious story in 3 short acts. also contact are in route– be there by 10:30 am– they have ur email and phone number just in case.

  2. one hitch at your wedding: i lost MY wedding ring. @()^&!)#^(&

    i was a little bummed about that, and i remember arguing with a different bridal party outside. the bridesmaid played the “it’s her wedding day” card, but alas my allegiance was to another bride on that fateful day, so i lied and said it was my wedding too and blew an air horn in her face. if anyone sees a silver ring on a man in madison that looks like he found it: holler at a dollar. i need it back.

  3. SOOOO MUUUUCCCCHHHH FUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Spacebee=most gorgeous bride!!!!!

    We couldn’t be happier for you two!!!!!

  4. Moments in netflix dipshittery:

    1) The Sunday Milwaukee Journal includes a free dvd about Islam. I accidentally send the Islam DVD back to netflix, I now own UFC 43.

    2) I send netflix their own wii dvd and keep Kickass.

    Sooooooooo dum

  5. pretty sure that shit is going to catch up with you, homie. probably just on your bill… they’ll wait for you to complain.

  6. I keep running; I keep hustling.

    These were real accidents though.

    That UFC thing was two years ago. The kickass thing was yesterday. I don’t want to own kickass. The UFC is nice to watch between the hours of 2 and 6 am.

  7. Have these ads made any skrill yet? I fucking hate it when whazzmaster.com tries to sell me wedding invites. If it were smrt, it would throw up an ad for replica wedding rings.

    Related news: Belly saw a bum panhandling outside Pascals– he was wearing a wedding ring.

  8. Timmer also had his wedding ring lost/stolen. For years he’s been blaming eros. For you mystery lovers: lawman and I were present at BOTH ring losings.

  9. yeah, timmer was doing some good comforting… i called nick’s and the hotel back a few times. no luck. I’M SINGLE AGAIN, LADIES!

  10. Me and my pals were sitting around getting WASTED on pork fumes. My previous internet provider of pork went under. Anyone know of a good PORK CHOP DEALER?????

  11. before the pizza toss.

    do you know what a pizza fastball to the head feels like? absolutely nothing. i was stunned for a few seconds, confused by my inability to feel… then i wolfed one back. RANDY wolfed one back. HIGH HEAT.

  12. guess what i got on my slice?

    PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK

  13. VIGILANTE JUSTICE!

    Kate Lloyd and her fiancé, Aaron O’Neil, came to Milwaukee in mid-August to enjoy Irish Fest and celebrate birthdays with her family. The Madison residents had a relaxing stay – but that changed two days after they checked out of the Hyatt Regency Milwaukee downtown when they got an additional bill from the hotel.

  14. do you know what you can’t think about when pizza is steaming towards your face? losing a ring. thanks again homie.

  15. this claim of evidence they refuse to show is delicious. maybe they didn’t take a few establishing shots to prove it was that room on that day, and even if they did, the exif data in the digital picture header can be altered, the date and time on film can be arbitrary set when the picture is taken. crumbs of black shoe polish look a lot like ash. a cigarette butt could have stuck to your shoe while walking around the beautiful city of milwaukee. they have no case. haters. guilty until proven innocent 1000 times? how about we break it down like this:

    FUCK YOU HYATT.
    Hyatt von Dehn: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Jack D. Crouch: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Jay Pritzker: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Donald Pritzker: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Thomas Pritzker: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Liesel Pritzker: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Mark S. Hoplamazian: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Harmit J. Singh: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Stephen G. Haggerty: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Rakesh Sarna: FUCK YOU TOO.
    H. Charles Floyd: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Robert W. K. Webb: FUCK YOU TOO.
    John Wallis: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Rena Hozore Reiss: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Hyatt Regency: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Grand Hyatt: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Park Hyatt: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Elsinore Corporation: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Four Queens Hotel and Casino: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Playboy Hotel and Casino: FUCK YOU TOO.
    AmeriSuites: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Hyatt Place: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Summerfield Suites: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Andaz: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Classic Residence: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Hyatt Resorts: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Hyatt Vacation Club: FUCK YOU TOO.
    Hyatt Vacation Ownership: FUCK YOU TOO.

    FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. DIE SLOW. short NYSE symbol “H” WIT DA QUIKNESS. MY FO’-OH (1k) MAKE SURE ALL YO KIDS DON’T GROW)(&#^%)(&!#^&()!#%

    THUG LIFE

    fun fact: On August 31, 2009 three Hyatt hotels in Boston laid off their entire housekeeping staffs, outsourcing the work to a Georgia company for wages that were approximately half of those of the fired workers, creating strong public backlash. Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick threatened a boycott of the hotels by state employees traveling on official business. The housekeepers, who were fired without previous notice although some of them had worked for the Hyatt for over 20 years, became collectively known as the Hyatt 100. In December, 2009, Hyatt was named the “Massachusetts Scrooge of the Year” by Jobs with Justice.

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