Jaysus

How’d you lunatics throw down four hundo on the last thread?  I haven’t built up anything to say yet since the last one!

Oh yeah; I guess the Packers won the Super Bowl.  That was cool.  The Wisconsin State Democrats are on the lam from Roscoe P. Coltrane (though don’t get it twisted, I support those awesome dudes).  Lawman sold a ton of Pampered Chef items (sorry I couldn’t come!) and found out where his dog came from (Scotland!)  Marvel vs Capcom 3 came out and I played it for awhile tonight- shit was pretty much flying all over my screen while I frantically pressed every button I could.  Then something interesting would happen.  Pretty fun.

I’ll be out in Cali next week for work; fingers crossed that my lung doesn’t esplode en route on this go-around.

HOLLLLLLLLARIT!

ps- Pitchers and catchers report!

197 thoughts on “Jaysus

  1. reading more about his past, i’m convinced he is just good at looking happy in those circumstances… lots of practice.

    any story that named the scotch said it was “unfortunate publicity”… retards.

  2. what about patients who understand the inevitability of death, and quality of life issues, and only with to be given the most cost effective treatments? do such patients have the right to protest?

    who is to decide what is best? what if the guys down at the quik lube decide that they won’t do any more oil changes unless you buy a brand new $19.99 air filter from them with every oil change at no more than 3,000 mile intervals because they deem it is necessary for a healthy running engine?

  3. cal is also an ignorant hypocrite for not attacking the “cheeseburger bill” in his home state of minnesota which removes the rights of consumers to sue companies that produce unhealthy products which cause them harm (namely mcdonalds cheeseburgers).

    not simply the “rights” of individuals who choose to work for the government, but the rights of all people that consume goods made by others. EVERYONE is affected. we ALL are losing our rights to make claims for our benefit against those that empower us.

    WHY AREN’T YOU FIXING IT, CAL?

  4. here’s a song it’s called “madd ur a moron” here is the refrain: OPEN YOUR EYES

    “In principle, every American citizen has an equal say in our political process. In practice, of course, some of us are more equal than others. Billionaires can field armies of lobbyists; they can finance think tanks that put the desired spin on policy issues; they can funnel cash to politicians with sympathetic views (as the Koch brothers did in the case of Mr. Walker). On paper, we’re a one-person-one-vote nation; in reality, we’re more than a bit of an oligarchy, in which a handful of wealthy people dominate.”

    OPEN YOUR EYES MORON

    “Given this reality, it’s important to have institutions that can act as counterweights to the power of big money. And unions are among the most important of these institutions.”

    OPEN YOUR EYES MORON

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  5. cal, you know nothing of reality. that is why the bar is above you.

    in reality one bullet can take out one or more wealthy people.

    sitting on a lawn does nothing… but if you morons want to play cairo some more, knock yourself out. you’re more pathetic than civil war re-enactors.

    light the capitol on fire or GTFO.

    cowards.

  6. last night on the NBC national news the eau claire 15″ snow storm came before the publicly insubordinate employees whining on grass… they even showed a guy snowblowing about a half mile away from my crizzle.

    REAL news.

  7. in the real world, if you don’t show up for work, or openly complain about your compensation, you are fired.

    perhaps your eyes will open when you actually GET a job……….

    why do you even wake up in the morning? to watch the interest spin? to whine about people that earned higher returns on their life choices than you?

    DO YOUR JOB, MONKEY.

  8. Dude, please let me have 10% of the profits on this idea: make an ap that lets students watch the interest spin on their iphones in real time. Make it look like the energy meter on my house.

  9. dave letterman says that if walker is ousted that a vacuum will be created and filled by the muslim brotherhood.

    keep those opinions coming from 2,100 miles away, cal…. it’s not cowardly or pathetic at all.

  10. I had to pick belly up from protesting on my way home from work. I stopped at bullseye and bought some sweet green buttons on the way. So I actually saw the masses. Some looked like soap wasn’t a bad idea, but I cannot for sure say whether they were protesters or standard capitol weirdos. The orange snow suit flute guy was there. Most looked pretty normal though.

    There was free pizza and hotdogs, but I could not in good faith take any even though I was really hungry as I was not involved. Instead, I went to Nicks and dined on the olive in my martini. I also pressed my new buttons. A lot.

  11. you can most certainly get skrill like that… and morons entertained by their increasing obligations are a ripe target audience…

    just like k-car’s great ideas, again, i will have to pass as my time is consumed sparring with cal’s ego, AND ACTUALLY DOING THE JOB I AM PAID TO DO, WHICH I RECEIVE NO BENEFITS, NO PENSION, NO 401K. they don’t even give me an office.

  12. i heard lots of the people on the capitol were bussed in from out of state by the national union chains…. sort of like if burger king ran out of buns, carl’s jr could sweep in with an infantry.

  13. that one is actually less complex that what i imagined… they are just dumping text… i wanted to have a real gas meter image with a spinning disk and numbers on spindles.

    it probably does seem really hard, but here is a secret: it is super easy… download xcode

  14. 1) cal takes out giant loan
    2) loan is purchased by china
    3) china dumps the interest over to me to build sales and accounting robots
    4) salesmen and accountants lose their jobs
    5) cal does not apologize
    6) cairo

  15. One man with pretty metal ahir could have stopped a lot of this. I saw a sign at the capitol that was the outline of a dick and the name justeezey on it.

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