I’ve probably used that title about 200 times on this website when referring to sicknesses, but this time IT’S FO REAL, SON. I’ve been sick now for two weeks, and what started as a little scratchy throat and stuffed nose has turned into a full-blown shitfest (a metaphor).
Like, we’re talking about everything-on-the-side-of-a-Nyquil-bottle problems.
I took off from work on Monday and Tuesday and thought bedrest would help. It did. Minorly.
So, did you hear the one about the guy who belligerently berated people who called him about subscriptions to Boy’s Life and then they started giving out his number for people who wanted to removed from the calling list? Oh man, I thought I’d heard everything. I guess he called the FTC to complain, but what does he expect the government to do about anything- need to haul out the shotty, holmes. I thought that was the solution. Maybe I was wrong.