The Milwaukee Brewers are in the National League Championship Series.
At any rate, let’s talk about the Cardinals a second. I’m not sure if I’ve ever witnessed a bigger bunch of complete dickheads- every Brewers story online is filled to the brim with a teeming, boiling lake of shitstains complaining about how the Brewers have no class, Nyjer Morgan is a cancer, etc., etc. I never quite understood why Cubs fans hated these dudes so much, and now I know in spades. Is there a sort of Dour Fuck Attractor attached to the Arch that beckons long-faced schmoes from far and wide to cheer and play for the St. Louis Cardinals?
I know the Brewers can stomp the Cardinals- this is a fact born by the realities of this season. I hope and pray that they use this opportunity to hit a grand slam, BEAST MODE around the bases, flip off Tony LaRussa while rounding third, cross homeplate doing a backflip, and then have sex with Pujol’s wife. And then park the Cardinal’s bus down at Grand Avenue Mall during the game so they gotta walk to it.
So, er, Go Brewers. Do eet.