I’ve put some distance between myself and the Brewers season, so why not celebrate the fact that the Packers are un-fucking-stoppable:
Canfield is engaged for December 10th. Everyone invited, even you fools out in California. Cal, grab Greg’s hand and skip on over to Dubuque. Judd, push Fournier into some kind of burlap sack and throw him in the belly of a plane.
“Stop, the Bears are bad.”