How To Replace a Fucking Toilet

This is a little late but it’s been quite hectic around the ol’ homestead what with CAH-RAZYLEGS last weekend (I beat Spacebee and her sister!) The weekend before that, however, I delighted in replacing my fucking toilet when it broke such that the water in the tank ran all over my floor. ¬†Knowing how terrible I am at home repair I decided to record myself attempting to fix the dumb thing, and only slight hilarity ensued.

189 thoughts on “How To Replace a Fucking Toilet

  1. i think we’re going to induce on sunday, so if you want to come trubbbbbbbbbb friday night…. HOLLLLLLLLLLARIT

  2. trubbbbbbroom expense list:

    projector: $539
    receiver: $199
    speakers: craigslist… ~$250
    screen: paint a wall white, or frame a sheet ~$35
    rich guy markup: $1,800

  3. Major Juanita Hoover: I presume your request for GI Joe was filed correctly, Genreal Flagg. Form Vx257 requisition order m719 IN TRIPLICATE.

    (Duke makes a face like he is about to puke)

    General Flagg: Duke, this is Major Juanita Hoove from the office of budget and accounting… at the Pentagon.

    SPOLIER ALERT: Major Hoover is the fucking Baroness.

  4. Both the Pentagon and Cobra are really worried about money:

    Cobra Commander: “You’ve wasted millions of hard stolen dollars you titanium faced turkey”

  5. a mature mind saw GI Joe as the aggressor.

    cobra seemed to be making very reasonable strikes.

  6. new ramps recipe… minced enough rampers to cover the bottom of a small fry pan… added 2 sausages and a little butter… after the sausages thawed, i minced them up too and let that shit sizzle for a bit. added 3 whisked eggs, but didn’t add any milk. it was delicious. best eggs in a long time, and i eat eggs every day.

  7. i had the game on the radio… checked the crew.com schedule today. shitty stranding 3.

  8. i need a partner for portal 2 co-op. i haven’t played it at all.

    #TRUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBS

  9. here’s a fun thing to do: while changing a poopy diaper, sing to the tune of “let’s hear it for the boys”, “I’m cleanin off your butt”.

  10. how about some relief for the thumb scrollers….

    HOW TO TERLET PART 2!#(&*%^(*&#%&*()!#%)&*(!#%

  11. 1. Nude post!
    2. We do a lot of poop singing… I’ll give this one a shot

    3. I hated the minute men in San Diego. They would go down by the river and smash up all the Mexican cardboard homes. Assholes. Fucking assholes.

    4. I did love the day laborers who hung out by Lowles. I blasted a hole in the wall of our apartment when I was drunk and upset about poker and I wanted to hire a buddy to help me fix it. Instead we just moved (no one cared).

    5. There were girls in wrestling. I almost had to wrestle one but she got her clavicle broken in the match before ours.

    6. I still have dreams (nightmares) about cutting weight for wrestling.

    7. That is GOLD. I took my coin collection to a coin shop and had it appraised today. Dude offered me $240 straight cash, so it’s prob worth a fuck ton more than that. There was one piece that he wanted me to come back and show the owner to get an estimate.

    8. The UK mini unopened box market went from $50 to $80 to $120 over the last few weeks. Not seeing much of a market for opened shit.

    9. I’ll trubbb a dubbb dubbb later tonight

    10. HoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooGANNN!!!

  12. that UK market has been at $80 anytime i saw it. you bought yours for $50? that is a good deal…

    i am very conflicted on those… even if they were released at the exact same time as the US series 1, they still seem fake to me.

  13. also, having spelling dilemas with the name.

    we’re naming the baby dilymuh.

  14. i’m about to trubbbbbbbb some must see TV.

    NBC thursday night full of season finales.

    finally i’ll get some time off from having to watch all this shit.

  15. these writers think they are clever starting things out shitty all around… nowhere to go but better.

    #UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIFALLFORITEVERYTIME)*#%&)(!&#%)(&#!%

  16. last night there were a ton of ads for trop50 tea mixes… i will suspend my personal campaign.

  17. wow… i passed out on the couch before it started. i woke up at 9:45pm feeling like it was 3am… i thought, “it could be in extra innings”, then i thought “fuck it”, then i thought, “you jerk, it probably is… you sleepy fuck”.

    #ohwell

  18. i might trubbbbbbb the noon game. a bunch of rach-o’s family is there, so i want to watch for them… but there is a baby and pet parade down the eau claire main drag today at the same.

  19. i’ll definitely be trubbbbbbbbing SNL tonight…. will-the-thrill FERRRR-elll. and UR-SHUR. i’d also take wagers on cameos by steve martin, jim carey, the fat ghostbuster, adam sandberg, any baldwin, alex trebek, over/under on cowbell bangs.

    i’m paying huge odds if UR-SHUR gets married, pops out a shorty, and gets divorced, all before the show ends.

    #WATCHURDIKS()*&^@#%)&*(!#^%)(&!#^

  20. Played the daily fantasy freeroll. 390 players and a familiar friend scored tied for third and a sweet, sweet, sweet $4.50.

    Hashbrown 1 78 $10
    okfine692000 2 76 $5
    mechadwick 3T 68 $4.5
    Pal 3T 68 $4.5

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