Scotch Proof

I bought a bottle of Macallan 17yr Fine Oak for our UP trip; the 10 yr is my Number One favorite scotch of all time, and when we were in Sint Maarten I bought a bottle of the 15yr for $35 and had a blast with it.  I assume ol’ pinky will be one of a dozen bottles of scotch drained while we fight about who has big blind or whatever but I will savor it.

I’m on vacation in Vail, Colorado at the moment and jeezus kreezus it’s just as nuts as you’d expect (hint: mass murder occurred nearby).  I just pedal my ol’ mountain bike around during the day, then take a nap, then it’s happy hour and I’m listening to the teevee tell me about mass murder and child rape.  Not the greatest vacation environment ever but I suppose the UP will make up for it.  Also, Ryan Braun said the Brewers sucked.  Also, AT&T never sent me a bill for June or July.

Whatever, just need to get through the week without my lung collapsing or elevation sickness, and then I’ll be back home.

490 thoughts on “Scotch Proof

  1. i just threw 10 hard… 7 strikes… one inside… one way inside and high (killshot)… one way outside and hit (lefty killshot)… and that one bounce over my fence and tagged the neighbors house pretty good… and with that… done for the night.

    #runandhide

  2. NEW POLICE TACTICS: storm a house with 5 armed men to serve a warrant for 1 man. after that man defends his residence against armed invasion and kills your chief and wounds everyone else before committing suicide, sue his mother.

    it’s not bad enough to be inept… be petty as well.

    FUCK THE POLICE.

  3. there is a book store a few blocks from the turtle paradise… dilapidated building with a murals painted all over it of famous authors sitting around reading their books. first thought was of my brothers wife, who works at a book store and loves nothing more than independent local… second thought was of cal and how much he sucks.

  4. Rusty Kuntz was a MLB player in the 80’s.

    My first thought was a fond one: poker stars.

    Second: cal

  5. i just found out there is a branch of the me-no-monie pawn shop right by the turtle paradise too… i thought their only location was in menomonie the city by the UW-Stout campus… the turtle paradise is right off menomonie st… they are taking that pun as far as she goes.

    the DNR is right on the other side of the river… very appropriate… that area is the only natural resource of any value to eau cleezy. maybe i’ll show it to cal when he rolls through. maybe i’ll tell him i’m going to show it to him, then leave him in a hole somewhere.

    YOU’RE WELCOME, WORLD(*&^!#%)&*(!#%^)&(*!#^

  6. Here is how it looks:

    Brian arrives Rhinelander on Tuesday

    Mike and Zach arrive on Wednesday

    Maddddddd and Zack arrive on Wednesday

    Brian, MIke, Zack, Zach arrive UP on Thursday

    Maddddd and Timmer arrive UP on Friday

    Friday night: Dinner at carlas and gambling at the Ojibwa.

  7. that was messed up. i seriously was like who are all theses zacks and why am i not on the agenda.

    #powerofvideogolf

  8. baby molitor needed her dad home?

    bring her with. i promise to not spit chew in her direction.

  9. Yeah, mommy is back at work. He’s solo dad.

    RIP Lawman: UP Warrior 2008-2011

    2008 Carla’s
    2009 Silver City
    2010 Weird way north land up by Christmas
    2011 Carla’s

    I’m in line to earn my 5 year badge.

    K-car #4 (missed christmas)

    Timmer #3 (Silver City and Carla’s II)

    Madddddd #2 (Carla’s II)

    Whazzmaster #4 (Silver, Christmas, Carla’s II)

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  11. are you sure whazzman was at carla’s II? did we not overlap? i thought at carla’s everybody was like… oops… got a gurl pregged. was he there? i remember throwing craps alone… that doesn’t seem likely if he was there. i remember poker outside… i also remember not remembering much else, though… so maybe he was there.

    missed in my memories none the less… less the none… cal the suck.

    #booze

  12. yesterday i chucked some balls…. like 10 in a row all beauty strikes… i went back inside confident in my game. later in the night i went back out… but this time the dogs were outside… i threw 5 or 6 but after none of them even hit the backstop, i gave up. the dogs give me THE THING. i’ve hit them both with killshots accidentally. being concerned about hitting them ruins everything.

    i’m concerned about facing cal… if i pitch bad he will know that i don’t want to see him get hurt. i pretty sure i want to bean him in the face… BUT WHAT IF I DON’T?!#*(&%^#!(*&!#%^&(*)!#%

  13. I gave whazzmaster credit by accident.

    It was hard for me to believe that we ran a 12 hour poker game w/o him.

    But yeah. Also unbelievable that you would have played craps alone.

  14. I’m still surprised none of them old men joined us at Carla’s. They’d roll over and watch but then roll out.

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