2012 Appleball Champion

Most of the Whazzmaster.com Krew assembled up near Ontonagon, MI last weekend to yell at each other and eat fried food.  And drink beer.  And gamble.

But in the middle of all of that we were supposed to play out the epic pitching duel between Madd and Cal.  One at-bat for all the marbles… would Scientist burn up Cal with three straight heaters? Or would Cal hit a 500 foot homerun for the ages?

Well, we certainly won’t know this year because Madd forgot the goddamned baseballs.  Instead watch what actually happened…

So, there you go you suckers.


216 thoughts on “2012 Appleball Champion

  1. Wait, this weird PPV is happening right now, in the Philippians (wow,I could never, ever spell that word).

    Seems the soccer kick was effective:

    Gustavo Falciroli vs. Bibiano Fernandes
    Eduard Folayang def. Felipe Enomoto via unanimous decision.
    Tim Sylvia vs. Andrei Arlovski No Contest (illegal kick to the head of Sylvia)
    Eric Kelly def. Jens Pulver via TKO at 1:36 of Round 2.
    Rolles Gracie def. Tony Bonello via submission (rear naked choke) at 1:33 of Round 3.
    Jung Hwan Cha def. Igor Gracie via TKO at 1:03 of Round 3.
    Soo Chul Kim def. Kevin Belingon via unanimous decision.

    Gregor Gracie def. Nicolas Mann via submission (armbar) at 3:28 of Round 1.
    Phil Baroni def. Rodrigo Ribeiro via TKO (soccer kicks) at 1:00 of Round 1.
    Shannon Wiratchai def. Mitch Chilson via TKO (soccer kick) at 2:30 of Round 2.
    Honorio Banario def. Andrew Benibe via TKO (strikes) at 3:47 of Round 3.

  2. High.

    Though I’ve played 3-6 limit hi/low there.

    I’m not sure what the game is right now, but that was the saturday game last time I was there. Give em a cla.

  3. cal, play 6-12 limit… it’s the perfect stakes relative to rake/jackpots/tipping.

    if you play 2-4, you’ll probably be paying $4 a hand in rake… then maybe there will be a $1 per hand taken from the pot for a bad beat jackpot (rules differ, but usually AAAJJ or better beat by someone else when you both have to play both of your cards… then everyone at the table wins a bunch)… then another $1 to the dealer (sometimes more if it’s a giant pot and the dealer gave you the perfect card at the end to win…. that’s a fuckload of money coming off the table every hand. in 1 hour thats basically like taking all the money from 2 players at the table. lots of math involved. triple the stakes, but the same amount of money is leaving the table… lot less turnaround, and more profit relative to cost. run your PL and straighten up your general ledger, SUCKER()*&!#%)*(!#^

    take $300… give the small asian man that comes up being you when you sit down $200 and say “rack of green, please”… green’s are $2 chips. a rack is 100 chips. don’t tip that guy. fuck that guy. fold AJ from the 1st 2 seats after the big blind… it’s trouble. but if you have A9 on the dealer button, or the seat before the dealer button, and no one has raised, you raise that shit and keep firing. fuck everyone else. you are the best.

    if you get below 3 stacks in front of you ($120) then call that little asian guy back over and get another $100… don’t worry… you’ll win it all back and more. your wife will finally respect you.

  4. if the pot is super small, like 1 guy calls preflop with no raising, then a bet and everyone folds on the flop…. fuck the dealer. stack your chips. sip your manhattan. YOU ARE THE MAN. the dealer is SHIT&)(!%^#)*(&!^#$)*(

  5. the “rake” is what the casino takes… you don’t technically “pay” that… it is taken out of the pot… so if you are dealt a hand and fold, and you aren’t a blind, then you didn’t pay anything.

    that’s why i only play full tables (7-10 people)… most casinos you’ll see 9 players.

    just fold a lot. you really shouldn’t be limping much preflop… more raising to enter the pot than limping. swing your dik around. they love that.

  6. OMFG someone film cal playing 6-12 at the Mirage and I’ll loop that triumph music from the appleball video over and over. Or I’ll loop orangutang. I’ll loop anything; just get me dat video!

  7. On 9/2 they be bro-ing down at legends. They don’t even let me and money on the door at that place. Once, they let me look in the window.


    Also, I might use that $20 off bikini wax.


  8. I’m guessing maddddd’s tips confused cal even more. Where do you even see 6-12 except in cali? Answer: no where.

    I shit my pantalones when I see 5-10.

    It’a 1-2 nl (or higher) or 3-6 limit. That’s all the monkeys will play, ever.

    The only dealer I hate tipping is dicky k-car weeks. Dude blows.

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