Spacebee and I went to a little class about cloth diapers at Nikki’s Diapers on Saturday morning. We learned about prefolds, fitteds, all-in-ones, pockets, all-in-twos, hoohahs, fooferaws, etc. I staggered out in a daze, knowing that a discrete amount of information had been communicated but unsure as to the exact nature of said information. We were quiet for a little bit and then Spacebee said, “I think I like the all-in-twos.” I wasn’t entirely sure but I thought I agreed as well.
Everyone looks down on us that we would attempt to catch our baby’s poop in cloth as opposed to plastic. The bellywhazz’s of the world assure us that it’s not too much more difficult. My view view boils down to the fact that currently I do not deal with diapers. Imagine such a ground state as 0 on the difficulty scale. Now you have a kid and the diaper difficulty goes to 100 with disposable diapers or perhaps 110 with cloth diapers. Whatever; I don’t know baby poop consistency from a hole in the ground. I’m sure people that are at Difficulty 100 have absolutely no interest in bumping that up incrementally to 110, but coming from 0 so I’ll just skip merrily to wherever.
Spacebee also got us registered for one of those goddamned giraffes, just like all you fellas said.
Cal, get back to playing poker in Colma and tell us how much you won.