Nobody Likes A Nude Post

Au contraire, EVERYONE likes a nude post.  Once dudes have exhausted all the possibilities of posting various combinations of football schlubs in an imaginary contest of wits that result in the possible accumulation of literally dozens of US dollars then someone needs to come along and clear out the detritus.  Sweep away all the hopes and dreams what could exist by betting $1 to win, like, $10 or something after Yahoo’s criminal rake.

DUBUQUE is COMING. BUNSKTER is IN.  VIOLI is INVITED.  WWHAZZ is… SOMETHING.  SCIENTIST is STRAPPED.  CAL is… A MAYBE.  Should we make reservations you think? Do I need to exercise my unique charisma and flash the Canfield VIP card to get us The Suite?  How many rooms do we need total?  When are we leaving on Friday? Morning or evening?

Did you hear? Wwhazz/belly are having another kid? Good for them! Lots of gurldicks around here.

 

250 thoughts on “Nobody Likes A Nude Post

  1. i think the pressure builds up and that regulates the rate of fermentation, and the pressure stabilizes……..

    but don’t do that… IT’S A FELONY.

    #NOTFREE

  2. i was a member of 2 professional greek frats… or whatever the ones that let men and women into……..

    #LOTSOFUPSILONSINVOLVED

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  4. fun fact:

    Upsilon is known as Pythagoras’ letter, or the Samian letter, because Pythagoras used it as an emblem of the path of virtue or vice.

    whazzmaster.com: the path of virtue or vice.

  5. cooler kid

    look at their st00pid drupal site… those morons don’t even know how to make the top corners transparent on their blue header bar……. st00pid white looks st00pid. so sloppy. i am not impressed.

    #WINNING

  6. The Packer game is Sunday night when we are in Dubuque. It would be cool to stay but probably impossible.

  7. Here is my SJ entry

    QB Carson Palmer NO@Oak Sun 4:05pm ET $191,000 X
    RB Rashard Mendenhall Bal@Pit Sun 8:20pm ET $93,000 X
    RB Taiwan Jones NO@Oak Sun 4:05pm ET $40,000 X
    WR Calvin Johnson GB@Det Sun 1:00pm ET $153,000 X
    WR Jordy Nelson GB@Det Sun 1:00pm ET $151,000 X
    WR Steve Smith TB@Car Sun 1:00pm ET $104,000 X
    TE Jimmy Graham NO@Oak Sun 4:05pm ET $156,000 X
    K Josh Scobee Jac@Hou Sun 1:00pm ET $62,000 X
    DEF St. Louis Rams NYJ@StL Sun 1:00pm ET $50,000 X

    I’ll play whatever Steeler RB is healthy in the Mendenahll spot.
    Good old Twaiwan Jones is my save big money play. I might swap him out for Kuhn.
    Otherwise it’s the same old biz: QB vs New Orleans and a bunch of big play receivers.
    The K and D are funded with leftovers.

  8. i’m starting to get pissed off at my discount D putting up negative points and winners always having +20 D…… i’m starting to think it’s not dumb luck that i always have -3.

    also getting pissed about betting against NO and always losing. NO is good. bet against the jets.

  9. With ties in the discount land, I usually take a home team if I can.

    But fuck. I never win, so I welcome all new ideas. I was good at baseball, but a clown at football.

    Week one, I wasn’t going to even play football but then I missed that SJ seat by a kunt hair in that stupid freeroll. Now, I’m chasing it.

  10. Also, fantasy and real football are way different.

    Pitt is the number one rated defense in the NFL but they are the 25th ranked fantasy defense.

  11. this st00pid fantasy football has dominated my life so much that i just spent 5 minutes talking about it on our business conference call.

    consensus was that most people are playing at cbssports.whatever…. i told them about dailyjoust and the ridiculous laws that make it legal, and the giant raked profits…….. maybe we’ll build one of those sites, but for now, business just wants more ways for more middlemen to buy and sell to more middle men using more and more different specs and standards of communication…. seemingly to make auditing an impossibility.

    the great country of america. look at us and laugh, rest of the world. #SAUSAGE

  12. same as the government works… a dude shows up with a quarter and asks for a toothbrush, then you pass the buck 1000 times, eventually buy a toothbrush for 50 cents, get it back to the person that wanted it, and somehow, everyone along the way reports a profit.

    #GENIOUS

  13. BOOM. i JUST did it.

    QB Cam Newton Car v. TB Sun 1:00pm ET $198,000
    RB Cedric Benson GB @ Det Sun 1:00pm ET $94,000
    RB Marcel Reece Oak v. NO Sun 4:05pm ET $139,000
    WR Randall Cobb GB @ Det Sun 1:00pm ET $149,000
    WR Denarius Moore Oak v. NO Sun 4:05pm ET $138,000
    WR Rod Streater Oak v. NO Sun 4:05pm ET $46,000
    TE Tom Crabtree GB @ Det Sun 1:00pm ET $74,000
    K Nick Folk NYJ @ StL Sun 1:00pm ET $82,000
    DEF Green Bay Packers GB @ Det Sun 1:00pm ET $80,000

  14. swapped in dwyer for benson henderson…. saw he is out until december in G+, but DJoke didn’t tell me anything.

    #JERKS

  15. We need to watch the weather in OAK (you taught me that, bro). It might storm and Palmer has a history of poor play in bad weather.

  16. I revised my SJ entry

    QB Aaron Rodgers GB @ Det Sun 1:00pm ET $245,000
    RB Steven Jackson StL v. NYJ Sun 1:00pm ET $124,000
    RB Rashard Mendenhall Pit v. Bal Sun 8:20pm ET $93,000
    WR Calvin Johnson Det v. GB Sun 1:00pm ET $153,000
    WR Marques Colston NO @ Oak Sun 4:05pm ET $132,000
    WR Steve Smith Car v. TB Sun 1:00pm ET $104,000
    TE Jermichael Finley GB @ Det Sun 1:00pm ET $36,000
    K Jay Feely Ari @ Atl Sun 1:00pm ET $61,000
    DEF St. Louis Rams StL v. NYJ Sun 1:00pm ET $50,000

    I have Rodgers, so now playing guess the WR.

    Jackson is the best Ram vs shitty ass NYJ (madddd’s idea)

    Mendenhall, I like having part of the PItt backfield since Roeth is hurt, but it’s hard playing guess the RB here.

    Calvin, Colston, Smith: WR 1’s vs shitty, pass defense

    Jermichael… jesus christ, fenton… down to 36K? That’s as cheap as it gets! He is still averaging 4 catches a game, which is more than Crabass.

    Feely is just some asshole kicker, like I give a fuck.

    STL D vs NYJ could be nice plus STL is the home team.

  17. Here is my 55-man

    QB Carson Palmer NO@Oak Sun 4:05pm ET $191,000 X
    RB LeSean McCoy Phi@Was Sun 1:00pm ET $155,000 X
    RB Shane Vereen Ind@NE Sun 4:25pm ET $53,000 X
    WR Reggie Wayne Ind@NE Sun 4:25pm ET $145,000 X
    WR Andre Johnson Jac@Hou Sun 1:00pm ET $103,000 X
    WR Brandon LaFell TB@Car Sun 1:00pm ET $81,000 X
    TE Jimmy Graham NO@Oak Sun 4:05pm ET $156,000 X
    K Josh Scobee Jac@Hou Sun 1:00pm ET $62,000 X
    DEF St. Louis Rams NYJ@StL Sun 1:00pm ET $50,000 X

    Palmer is my thesis. If ti rains, I switch to Luck. I don’t like having to guess which shithead Oakland ho gets the ball.

    McCoy has had a slow year, but Vick is out. He is due for a monster game.

    Vereen has a shot. The Patriots backfield splits it 60/20/20 with Woodhead and Vereen being the 20’s. Last week Woodcock got 2td. Maybe this week it will be Vereen.

    Reggie Wayne is up against Pat’s poor pass D. Johnson plays shitty Jacksonville– the number 1 passing option is their tight end, who is game time decision. So it might be the Johnson show. Either LaFell or Smith get some love. I have Smith in the other one… unless the TE steals the show.

    Super Star Jimmy G is the best NO weapon vs shitty, shitty OAK.

    The kick is just some ho and I’m doubling down on STL D.

  18. There are some gametime decisions, so that can change things.

    Ryan Matthews might be out for SD. If that’s the case I’ll go with the backup. Turner might be out for ATL… then I’d go with Jacquizz.

  19. allow me to defend a romp of asstree vs jesus michael fenton………………

    i was aware of the general averages giving JMF the edge, and i agree with your conclusion…… thus… i disagree with your conclusion. #LEVELED

    same with all new lime flavored miller starks….. rest the effective strength, and send in another fresh foray of cow eating pig skinners.

  20. At 36K, I’m punting TE to buy me a bad ass WR.

    Anything out of Jermichael Lamichael is pure 100% corn, bro.

  21. When this story broke and they were looking for a dude who was impersonating a reporter to photograph high schoolers, I was pretty sure it was k-dicky.

    But car would never have such a cool fetish

    “Except instead of faking signatures for financial gain, Medrow has used the phone as a disguise to impersonate people in officialdom – from police officers to accident investigators – to indulge his favorite fetish: persuading complete strangers to carry each other around.”

    http://m.jsonline.com/news/ozwash/police-ready-to-arrest-suspect-who-calls-students-posing-as-reporter-c57m6p1-179705191.html

  22. Let me take you back to the beginning. To the story when I was born. My mother sitting in the hospital room torn. She just got the X-ray her kid had a third leg.

  23. wife in healthcare working saturdays, and me up at the dikbreak of dawn with 2 shorties…………..

    #lotsofwhiskeylastnightugggggggggggggg

  24. what a winning team looks like:
    QB Carson Palmer Oak v. NO Sun 4:05pm ET $191,000
    RB Isaac Redman Pit v. Bal Sun 8:20pm ET $96,000
    RB Marcel Reece Oak v. NO Sun 4:05pm ET $139,000
    WR Randall Cobb GB @ Det Sun 1:00pm ET $149,000
    WR Denarius Moore Oak v. NO Sun 4:05pm ET $138,000
    WR Rod Streater Oak v. NO Sun 4:05pm ET $46,000
    TE Tom Crabtree GB @ Det Sun 1:00pm ET $74,000
    K Nick Folk NYJ @ StL Sun 1:00pm ET $82,000
    DEF Green Bay Packers GB @ Det Sun 1:00pm ET $80,000

  25. 1. Rod
    2. Streater
    3. Rod Streater

    Conclusion, I’ll shit my pants in celebration if this team makes the $20 money.

    #asschampagne

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