On Bourbon Street

Dubuque 2012 (nee my dadchelor party) has now come and gone, and I can say for certain that we did not come out winners this year. More incredibly still, it seems that down is up and now we prefer Diamond Jo’s to Mystique. I don’t know if there’s much more to report on that topic, at least that wouldn’t get us all in trouble.

On the trip I brought up the idea of nominating and voting on a Comment of the Year award here at whazzmaster.com, and it seemed warmly received.  The Top Three in my mind are as follows:

1. Scientist Tells Us About A Bed

rach-o just spent more money on a new bed than any other single thing in our house cost. when i yelled at her, she said i should “feel lucky” because of how much she could have spent, but didn’t…. and also that it’s a “good investment”……

i am so dumb.

i forgot all about that lucrative used bed market)*(&!#%&)*(!#%)&*(#$^*()$@^&*(!#%&*(!#%&*(!#%*()

2. Scientist Talks About Tech Bubbles

i have seen terminator AND terminator 2. i know all about tech bubbles.

#SHOTTY

3. Cal’s Old Man Lament

I fear I shall have no heir… now even a girl one. i am approaching the winter of my life… my vision… becomeing blurred, who is there? is that you, scientist? i can see your apple ball now… throw… the high… heeat..

Who will keep my pocket knives oiled when I ascend into the great beyond? WHO???? who will prostalitze pinkco propaganda upon thy whazzmaster.com? WHO????????????????????// whooooooooooooooooo Away! away! for I will fly to thee… the viewless wings of Poesy. Thou wast not born for death, immortal Bird! #keatsbitchessssssss

So there you go, do you have any Comments Made in 2012 that we should consider for the inaugural award? Let me know.

A devious monkey sent me this:

...Now An Old Man
Look at him… so young, so full of life!

So we’re down to the wire on the whole having-a-kid front here at WM Central Command- I’m not sure there will be many more posts between now and the Joyous Occasion, but you all’ll be the first to know!

317 thoughts on “On Bourbon Street

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  2. daily joke sweat was brutal… sweated with some gambling fam… explained rottenwall… it came down that, and we concluded, rot is going to have to make a desperation move… shit was set up perfect… a rottenwall hail mary TD followed by a G-men strong showing puts me in first.

    everything fell into place, ball is in the wall’s hands, and instead of 50 passing yards, a passing TD, 50 receiving yards, a receiving TD… that fuckhead wall gives up the INT for -2… then G-men put up -4. fucking F-men. you suck. F.

    go packers.

  3. Hey, gang. My iphone cannot get this deep in the dungeon and I have not had much time to fart around on the reg computer. Beep, boop, boop.

    How the heck is cla? Did santa bring you new sweat socks? What about the old man? A new pipe?

    We are home but back to h town later today. We will come back to Maddddddiosn on Sunday night or Monday am. Holler if you have a kid or want to run a daddy daycare at my place. Belly is off until Jan #2.

  4. I was pretty close to the bubble in the NFL joust. A pure packer team woulda scored $1200. I had one loaded but then decided that I was too smart for such a simple strategy and subbed in other dudes. It was still 40% packers but that was not enough. Boo.

    Oneil scored a 7th in a $1 tourney. That was an impressive feat.

    I dumped another twank in the darkness and made two $10 teams in the 55-man tourney. Jess took some pals out to dinner at tornado, so I figured my vice/entertainment for the night was far less expensive: baby on lap, leftovers, two joust teams.

    Speaking of joust, do you fools like the video game joust? I loved it.

  5. In dong news, we watched Magic Mike last night.

    It was pretty good. The dong to titty ratio is about 6 tits to 1 dinger, which I found odd. The bare butt ratio was about even.

  6. i worked into the peeweeherman hours, and fell asleep while the season 1 TPB DVD spun in the trubbbbbbbbbroom.

    #JTOTHEROC

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  8. i’m glad this thread came back up…. saturday night we watched magic mike in the trubbbbbbroom. it worked. twice.

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