Fighting Out of the Red Corner…

Yo ho hello there went to Meriter Hospital and had a kid there.

Andrew James “A.J.” Moneypenny was born today. He seems like a tough little kid and from all accounts looks exactly like me when I was born. Good or bad? You decide.

I’m off of work for two weeks while we settle in at home, so come by and visit if you know us and stuff. We’d be happy to let you look at him or hold him or whatever.

Cal- when you having a baby? Right after that treasure hunt win?

148 thoughts on “Fighting Out of the Red Corner…

  1. but i’ll throw this out there just to piss off our resident wacko. the idea of arming teachers is crazy insane insane crazy. i say utah you say swayze. #banautomaticweapons

  2. So by that logic, one should fear engaging in argument with a pro-homo because of the fear of being buttfucked, right?

    Grow a pair, cal.

  3. um no. people don’t go around screwing other people when you piss them off. on the other hand wackos will shoot you. #maddsucks

  4. This happens all the time? You and your buddies try to have a debate and then BOOM, greg is down? Um no.

  5. you know whats a good idea. MORE GUNS. we should give them to teachers. wwwhzz you should be packin while you teach. that way we won’t have to worry. #awesomeideamorons

  6. show me a single example of a gun owner shooting someone because they did nothing except argue that they shouldn’t own a gun… i’ll wait forever.

  7. I have zero worry about getting shot at school. Every other year we have to have “training” and I putz with my fantasy team on my COMpuTER phone.

  8. Yep, find an example. Your fear of debate is the same as a homophobic fear of debate. There are no buttram examples nor shooting examples.

    Worry is often more psychologiCAL than logiCAL

  9. i really like this negative reducto absurdum…. NO GUNS)*(&%#!)& ALL GUNS()&%^#)(&*!^#()*

    one of these iterations will leave you with the understanding that all guns are automatic until a “catch” mechanism is put in place… so you’re not “banning automatic weapons”… you’re just “enforcing catch installment”… which can then be removed by anyone with a brain bigger than cal’s (world population – 1)…

    way to go politicians and lawyers… you fucking idiots…. YOU WIN!

  10. Madddd, what was your take on your leader’s plan to but an armed asshat in every school?

    Also, what was the solution to the security guard/drunk chick riddle? Give them both a gun? I was lost on that one.

  11. I hope madddd does shoot you just so you can feel what it is like to be right for one second in your life.

  12. let’s agree to disagree. i say madd sucks you say he sucks we all say he sucks. agreed. now can we address the hunt? madd if you help me find the medallion I will love you forever.

  13. I’d like to make you two watch Runaway Jury together with one loaded gun on top of the television.

  14. My confidence was way high last year but it is way low now. It seems impossible. But I’m coming up. I told Belly’s sister I was using her house as my base of operations at xmas. Yesterday she texted and asked if I was serious. Apparently her and bobbo mock the entire city during the hunt and they thought I was kidding.

  15. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt.

  16. security rape was just KD LANG hate…

    she plays for concerts that obviously acknowledge that “security” is required… yet, rather than using armed police, they hire slews of $10/hour hicks, who, as it turns out, sometimes rape concert goers.

    #BANDIKS

  17. there are already armed police in MANYMANYMANY schools. i think we got one in rayray my senior year. the entire school went on lockdown… i had to make my own set of keys just so i could use the doors i wanted to use.

    way to go policy makers… you wasted a few hours of my time, tons of taxpayer money, and inconvenienced everyone else, and thinks are right back to where they were, if not worse.

    #MORONS

  18. chicago basically has military checkpoints with assault rifle armed guards…. it’s been that way for many many many years because of “DRUG VIOLENCE”

    #BANCAL

  19. cops shouldn’t patrol anywhere. cops should be reactionary only… if there is a problem, call them in. otherwise, stay the fuck out. find someone else to pay you to sit on your ass and eat donuts all day.

  20. ok i agree. ok? I AGREE. BANCAL. BUYGUNS. whatever. just help me find it. we need preliminary research and i am not smart. help.

  21. we need to map out all the places it’s been hidden in the passt 20-30 years. what park and where. get this, there is this dude who sells self-published guides and sells them to hunters in the parks. it is incredibly through. i have one but i don’t know where it is.

    other necessities:

    1) head lamps
    2) smart wool socks
    3) booze.

    START MAKING THE MAP PLEASE.

  22. From AllisonWonderland blog:

    The Winter Carnival will soon be upon us and that means the countdown to the Treasure Hunt has begun!

    The Pre Dig Gig will be Saturday, January 19th at Joseph’s Grill across the river from downtown St. Paul on Wabasha. A pasta bar will be available from 6-8pm for $15 (it’s excellent food) in our private party room. The full menu is also available in the dining room. We’ll also have our own private bar in the party room. No cost for admission!

    Discuss the first clue, get in your park picks, trade hunting stories and conspiracy theories, pose for the group picture, treasure hunt games, and more!

  23. that was the most amazing love ever to occur on whazzmaster.com. love PLUS THE SAME LINK? plus you swearing? that is a seriously good sign. we are going to find it.

  24. the guide is sold out.

    the maps will only serve to confuse us… clear your mind. use the force. oh wait, you’re dumb… let me use my force and i’ll tell you what to do.

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