Y’all are living in a fantasy; one where you move human men around on a chessboard like Chewbacca back in the Millenium Falcon break room. It makes me sick to my stomach to think about the pressure JORDY must be under to perform up to wwhazz’s atmospheric standards.

In the meantime, I went to a conference here in Madison, had fun and partied until midnight four days in row. My body cannot withstand late night boozin’ four days in a row anymore– but that used to be a Monday for Ewaz fer christ’s sake. I dunno, I just kept popping Advil every morning and shuffling back onto the bus downtown to learn more about rubies and gems. By Saturday night I collapsed into a heap on the bed and when I awoke Sunday morning I was Sick as Shit. Like, seriously. Then Way-Way got sick, and now we have to contend with a sick kid on a four hour flight. Sad face.

Sorry ladies and germs but I’ll be out Calfornia way for awhile. Maybe you’ll be lucky little scrumps and I’ll post a picture of GMX waving at you or something. In the meantime whoop it up while slave driving your ill-gotten human men to victory on the Frozen Tundra.

206 thoughts on “Fantasy”

  1. I busted a tooth and had to get a retainer. It’s basically a plastic grill. Still, I feel bad ass every time I put it in. If I can come in to a major payday I’m getting it done right: copper.

  2. I’d like one of hanks rocks. Or that Los pollos air freshener. Or the baby seat.

    I’m all about style plus utility. See: grill.

  3. i don’t want anything to do with hanks rocks… that was like the 1 thing i saw as garbage… IN AN AUCTION THAT WAS SELLING USED MENS UNDERWEAR.

    i have a rock collection i’ve had since a trip to the museum in 1st grade… i looked at it a few months ago, and i saw that i have like 5 different kinds of agate… each with a polished and unpolished sample.


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