Dang Colorado, You Crazy

Just got back from our annual Colorado vacation. It was pretty fun, though all of the in-laws were there so it was pretty busy and there wasn’t a lot of time to ourselves. I did the downhill trails with the father-in-law again this year but I had a GoPro strapped to the bike this time. Once I get my camera equipment back I’ll scrap together a video of the highlights (if there are any- it may just be me slowly going down a mountain.)

70 thoughts on “Dang Colorado, You Crazy

  1. new “Charter Sprectrum” ads claim in audio “up to 60 megabits per second”, but the text on the screen says “60 MBPS”… “b” = bits… “B” = bytes = 8 times as many bits.

    by advertising “60 MBPS” they are advertising 60 megabytes, but only delivering 60 megabits.

    CAN I SUE?

  2. new toyota ad says “$1000 CASH BACK!” then in small letters at the bottom “no cash will be given to consumer”

    FUCK ADVERTISING. FUCK TOYOTA. FUCK CHARTER. FUCK THE POLICE. FUCK SCROLLING.

    cal sucks.

  3. Here are some handy definitions:

    At-risk gamblers – those who have a tendency to develop into problem or pathological (compulsive) gamblers.

    Problem gamblers – those who have risky gambling behaviors that adversely affect the individual’s well being; this may include the issues of relationships, family, financial standings, social matters, and vocational pursuits.

    Compulsive pathological gamblers – those with a progressive gambling disorder characterized by a continuous or periodic loss of control over gambling; a preoccupation with gambling and a continuation of the behavior despite adverse consequences.

    They don’t mention what to call someone with a progressive gambling disorder characterized by a continuous or periodic loss of control over gambling; a preoccupation with gambling and a continuation of the behavior despite AWESOME consequences.

  4. those who are aware of gambling behaviors that advantageously affect the individual’s well being; this may include the issues of relationships, family, financial standings, social matters, and vocational pursuits.

    fisherman’s dilema… gold digger’s dilema… morel hunter’s dilema… it’s just sitting out there for the taking. WHY WOULDN’T YOU PLAY RUSH POKER?!#%*(^&!%#(*^&!%#&(^*!%#)&*(^!

  5. Why not to play:

    You are passed out
    You are spray blasting maraschino cherries all over a bathroom

    Other than that, play

  6. way like it. that is about the highest i’ve gone. he is going to be black and blue on the bottom of his arms… no clue how he held onto camera. arms up, bro. i have dreams of head first or flips, but THE FEAR)&!%)(&!#^ fuck it. i’m jumping.

    my last jump i landed a foot away from metal pole meant to hold buoys that weren’t there. i got that youtube clip saved in L1 register memory at super HD slo-mo in my brain. pretty cool video. watching it now. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  7. red bull has a high dive competition that they come into cities with buildings on the water like that, and just set up a platform that sticks out a little more. seems like a decent spot for it, but the ones i’ve seen have been about double the height. i’m a fan.

    a natural cliff and insured public structures are a little different… at least i hope so, but if cal can be a lawyer, think about the laws they turn out…..

    suck.

  8. i threw all my corn peelings out in the back yard… hoping it would attract the buck back. YUUUUP. he just came back and ate them. 10 points.

    i know the city has some crazy 1 day bow hunt where lots of guys wander the city with crossbows… i need to get in on that.

    i wonder if the hunters here play war with the hmongs too… just found out that guy who killed 8 people who started threatening him is serving time in iowa state prison. SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR BEING THREATENED BY ARMED MEN AND BEING A HMONG.

    hmong is a hilarious word. like dung. like j-EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

  9. just watching some sunny re-runs… the maniac is wrestling in the bar… charlie finds a bucket of chestnuts in the trunk, and dennis then immediately concludes, “we’re dealing with a legitimate maniac here”

    there are MANY times in my life where i’ve had a bucket of chestnuts in my trunk.

    can’t help myself… THEY ARE JUST SITTING THERE. FOR THE TAKING.

    legitimate maniac?

  10. … and as they crossed the border back into wisconsin, a visibly aged briguy, looking out into the wake of his companion, said in awe, “his mania is not confined to the UP.”

  11. If wet burrit is indeed the special, I’m going to get one to go.
    Fish for din din and burrit for late night.

  12. telemarketer with a richly toned voice just got hit with my robo-shamer… he responded with his rich tones, “you’re a fucking pervert”

    moment of self reflection? i’m going to take the point.

  13. i secretly replaced all of the tabasco sauce in my house with sriracha…

    LET’S SEE IF I NOTICE)*&!#%^)&*(!#^)&(!#)(&!#^

  14. uecker on TV is funny… his brain breaks after every pitch that his doesn’t have to explain.

    WE SAW)&!#%&)(!#%)&*(!#%)*(&!#%*()!#%

  15. i’m pretty sure lots of people knew that robin williams had a plan and they respected it.

    #PRETTYSURE

  16. mike sextons latest ad for the LA poker classic:

    everyone starts with the same number of chips, everyone has the same chance to win

    UH OH! if EVERYONE has the same chance to win, then poker isn’t a game of skill, and he’s basically admitted to running a gambling site.

    CAN I SUE?!(*%#!)*(&!#^&*)(!^#

  17. or, in legalese, does “same chance” just mean they both had some kind of “chance”, but not necessarily an equal chance?

    or, is the law completely broken and i should stop complaining and either buy guns or suck cop dik?

  18. the kid lives in wisconsin, and the police are claiming that it would be illegal for them to pay for the injuries they caused while completely fucking up their duty to protect and serve the citizens who pay their salaries.

    FUCK THE POLICE. FUCK THE LAW.

    #BUYGUNS

  19. yo, cal… how did you escape dianetics? as a 13 year old with a 13″ tv blasting super18 into my bedroom, i remember thinking…. you know… this might be something worth looking into… but probably just for people a bit older….

    #LRON

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