Die Spammers, Die

This blog grows ponderous in its time requirements; WordPress is the worst blogging platform out there, except for every other one. This afternoon I enabled a few more spam countermeasures; two of which are easily circumvented. The only way to really end spam forever is to make it so that only logged-in and approved users can comment, but you savages refuse to create accounts so there’s not much to do.

I’ve again considered taking down the blog and putting up some Discourse forums, but I suspect you wouldn’t want to create an account there either. Better to just Snapchat, I think.

64 thoughts on “Die Spammers, Die

  1. why aren’t their public local elections for armed forces officers positions? i have no say? democracISN’T.

    i’m watching girl code on MTV. learning. full sail university really wants me to make stupid FPS clones. “campuses EVERYWHERE!!!!”

    HOLY SHIT*(#&)!%)!&(#^)&*(!#^ I’M IN ONE RIGHT NOW)*&!%)&*(!%#*&(!#%^&*()!^)&*^!

    CAN I SUE?

    cal sucks, etc.

  2. realizing now that most apps on my phone will treat holding down the “active apps” button to do the same as “menu”. so that’s awesome. down to 0 gripes.

    only problem, is i’m so happy with it, now i want tablet with all the same features, and it doesn’t exist. they just released galaxy tab S with 8.4 inch screen… PERFECT. is it waterproof like the S5? no. does it support Qi wireless charging with official manufacturer parts? no. WHY NOT???

    #IDIOTS

  3. i bellygurl suing america with the nurse union saying there weren’t any ebola protocols?

    secret service? JUNK. top guy resigns in shame… even though she’s a gurl.
    CDC? JUNK.
    USA? JUNK.

    EVERYONE SHOULD RESIGN. PURE GARBAGE. BLOW IT ALL UP. LIGHT A MATCH.

    #BOOM

  4. uh oh… now the CDC is firing back against nurses and their “professional courtesy” of routinely covering things up.

    are you going to let the government throw you under a bus?

    throw them under a BOOM.

    #SOLUTIONS

  5. fun conspiracy watching……. so, HBO is unbundling itself with cable providers… breaking up is hard to do, bro.

    probably lots of people looking at the ratings numbers and 15 day trend lines and 50 day trend lines, buy BUY! SELLLLLLSELLESLSLELELLLLL IT ALL!#%(*&!(&#*^% BUY BUY BUY!#(*^&!%# SELLLLLLLLLLLL… COCAINE)&!@$(*&!%#*(&!%#)&*(!#%. advertising geniuses. anyways, HBO has been blasting a rerun of last week tonight with john oliver every day this week… BUT… they have been setting the “first-run” flag set to “true”. this may be legal if they slightly alter 1 frame and file a new copywrite for the changed version. anyways… they are getting credit for a lot of DVR views for people that thought they were getting a new show.

    john oliver left the daily show, run by viacom which basically owns the cable company… so they are having a big dik fight over the numbers while they simultaneously game the numbers.

    #BUISNESSASUSUAL

  6. HI, KIDS! DO YOU LIKE VIOLENCE? AND EYE LIDS? AND TUPPERWARE LIDS? DID YOU BURP THEM LIKE I DID?

    yesterday i got the VGHS bug and watched the whole series. today i looked online wanting more. just realized they released episode 1 of season 3 on youtube on MONDAY. i’m dialed into the matrix… just a few days behind. latency, bro. lots of data to process. THE MACHINE)*&!#%)&*(#%!)&(!^#&)(!^

    anyways, ENJOY!

    #THELAWNEVERLOSES

  7. “EVERYONE at subway LOVES bacon”

    “everyone”

    SUBWAY = antisemitic

    CAN I SUE?! what if i worked there?

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