Neverending Sickness

So, I’ve been sick now since around December 10th. First I had influenza A for a week, then it festered and by Xmas day I was coughing up blood and mucus so much I went to urgent care where I was diagnosed with bronchitis and given an antibiotics series, which really helped. Unfortunately, as soon as I was getting better from that I came down with a bad head cold. My sinuses and throat are so blocked that I haven’t tasted anything since January 3rd. I’ve never experienced anything like this- any flavor of any food or drink is muted by more than 90%- only extremely sweet or salty things make a slight tinge of taste at this point. At this point I think I have bronchitis again- I’ve been having coughing fits and coughing up dark mucus every morning for that last week straight.

I’m pretty goddamned motherfucking sick of being fucking sick at this point, and I just wish I was healthy. Fucking day care filled with diseased kids sending thousands of sicknesses home this year. Goddamn.

370 thoughts on “Neverending Sickness

  1. i think i quit entourage right after the last episode. september 11th. i’ll always remember that day. 2011. 10 years after the other sept 11th which had become PASSÉ.

    same thing with how i met your mother… used to catch that on and off… after last episode: HOLY SHIT: DUMB. haven’t seen any since. WAY deus.

  2. google is frying an entire state’s nuts at the same time with a single balloon

    scared of low frequency RF signals shields with electro magnetic fields to keep it localized? but google is launching WIDE WIDE WIDE sprectrum high frequency high energy unshielded signals over an entire state? tin foil hats, bro. #INVEST.

    another fun fact: you know that magic toothbrush you had? it was one of the first Qi products even though it didn’t really explain that anywhere… just came with it’s own charge stand that you happily used at crotch level next to your sink while you shoved the rest in your face. #IDIOT

  3. From a bolt in the sky to a key on a kite to the string to the house to the outlet to the charger to the phone.

    BE A MAN

  4. i’m praying for a group of BAD BITCHES to rise up and BLAST.

    maybe hillary clinton. fuck an election. these haters gotta get DEALT with. you can’t not deal with them. CUT OUT THE CANCER. #ASH

  5. do hobos not know about HBO? why have i never seen one with a sign that said “it’s not tv. it’s hobo.”

    so many other dumb signs. about karate lessons and beer. seems obvious. cal should try it.

  6. say a word, get kicked out of a society… punch a girl in the face, get a lucrative spot on a NCAA football team

    the REAL racists are the people that would not allow you to say a word… only REAL racists would see the only use of the word as racial epithet. you can say FLIMFLAM because THEY ARE flimflams. a bunch of dirty flimflams. so dirty, we don’t even say it, because we’re good people. just let them be dirty flimflams on their own. ostracize any identifying term.

    you’re all fucking idiots. go punch a girl. BE SUCCESSFUL.

    #BOOM

  7. you CAN’T say FLIMFLAM)&!#%)&(!#%^&()!#^)(&*!^# FUCK)&(!#%)&(!#%)&(!#%)&(* NOW EVERYONE IS SAYING IT!#%)(&*!%#*(&%!#)*&(!#%&)(!#%

  8. CHESS NERDS: theoretically, does a board state exist where the “best” action would be no action? is that even allowed? pass? or is that auto-surrender?

  9. they are certainly imply that either luc or krod are known in-game butt-itchers. luc has to do a lot of squatting… krod is a foreigner… i’m not sure.

    just like lady yahoo to start rumors.

  10. maybe the problem is they are BOTH itchin ass, and then high 5 each other creating a mutant ebola strain.

    lady yahoo, you minx

  11. roeniggy handling clubhouse beautifully…. some cry baby complained about someone being dirty, and instead of singling him out, he shuts the shit down on the clowns. AND CAL WAS A WITNESS(*^!%#(^*!#%(^*!#%&*(!#%*()&!#^(&*!#^

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